ROFL!
I am already dying... of laughter.
Seriously though I know it sucks being the butt of the joke like that. Murder me if you will but I just couldn't help myself.

Take it out on me in the nasty name thread... You definitely have to look at it from a third party's point of view to appreciate the joke.
Hey Laser, do I want to ask what that guy behind you is taking a picture of? I think he likes you! He's saying "I think the rubber boots are
fabulous..... do you have any other clothing made out of rubber? Hmm?"