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02-07-2010, 04:00 AM
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If you had a Time Machine, where would you go?

Wow, that was a thrilling ride. So, now that I've done that, where would you go?
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If you had a Time Machine, where would you go?

Me, I'll go back to the date they anounnced the war was over. I can imagen the celebration and how happy people would be.
Well apart from Germans :s

anyway, another period in time I would go to is around the time Jesus was around, you know just for hoots and giggles
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I'd go back in time to the day of your conception, and not have sex with your mom.
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I'm sorry what?
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Well apart from Germans :s
Something tells me that at the time the Second World War was finally over the population of Germany as a whole were at least as happy as the British, French and Americans were.

I'd go back to the eighteenth century in Germany and ask Friedrich Nietzsche what the hell he was talking about.
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I'm sorry what?
I'd go back in time to the day of your conception, and not have sex with your mom.
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Fuck you OANST.
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I go back in time to when it was decided that Bei Jing were to host the olympic games and shout "Beware China!" Before vannishing in a flash of light.
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02-08-2010, 02:16 PM
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Fuck you OANST.
That's the best possible response that you could have given. I'm proud of you.
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02-08-2010, 02:17 PM
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Because it's far less tactful than the first comment you made in this thread. Eh OANST?
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02-08-2010, 02:19 PM
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Because it's far less tactful and pleasent than the first comment you made in this thread. Eh OANST?
I'm confused as to who this is directed at. I'm also confused as to what you are trying to say.
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02-08-2010, 02:23 PM
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He's saying 'Fuck you OANST!' is what he's saying.
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02-08-2010, 02:24 PM
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He's saying 'Fuck you OANST!' is what he's saying.
Ah. Fair enough.

To clarify, I wasn't being sarcastic. I actually do think that was the most appropriate response.
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02-08-2010, 02:25 PM
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See?! I successfully trolled you!

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No. You just successfully wrote an incomprehensible reply. I am not proud of you for this.
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02-08-2010, 02:29 PM
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I'd go back to the '60s and upstage Doctor Who with my real time machine.
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Everywhere, every time, assuming this time machine could only observe and not have any substantial effect on the matter around it.
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I'd definitely go to 19th century Europe --- I've always wanted to be present in the time of that intellectual bloom. I also wouldn't be averse to paying a visit to the Enlightenment era. If it was a temporary time transfer (as I wouldn't want to live there, I think), I'd also see ancient Egypt and India.
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I wouldn't really want to go back in time to see stuff, only to fuck with history. I wonder what would happen to the present if I went back in time, kidnapped Hitler and Eichmann as children, locked them in a basement, and constantly beat them with nightsticks while dressed as a clown and then released them after 6 months.
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Didn't you learn anything from Red Alert?
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oh yeah that too might cause the rise of the empire of the rising sun.
strike witch and wof would be very happy , they have ROBOTS , GIANT MECH ROBOTS!!!!!!
i would go back to the 18th century and prevent the goddamn napoleon from shooting sphinx's nose of.......using an uzi and a gameboy.
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Not really, Red Alert 3's mecha were terribly Weeaboo-ish generalizations. The only cool thing was the fortress that looked like Sinistar. Which isn't even Japanese.
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Well I'd personally be very happy to see any kind of robot used on the battlefield =P.
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