If you were invisible...

[MA]

I'm a woman

Sup?

[Kimon]

I would become a ppopulr graffiti icon

[Leto]

icwatudidthar LOL

[Abe Elum Slig]

if i was invisible in this moment i go to a music instruments house play for the people electric guitar just to see their faces wen they don't see anybody play (sorry my english, but a try )

[Oddey]

Screw being blind. If I turned blind when I went invisible, if I could, I wouldn't want to ever be invisible.

Now about what I would do, if I didn't trun blind.
Act like the spy from Team Fortress 2.
Scare people in public places.
Make myself invisible during the breaks at school and hide my classmate's things.
Pull people's pants down.
Drop bugs down people's necks.
Tickle people.
Do an evil laugh whenever someone is alone.

And this is how I would act if I could make other things invisible as well:
Take a camera and film the things you can only film when nothing can see you.

[Crashpunk]

If i was invisible. i would...
Steal things
Scare people to death
Kill people
Hide somewere after the last one.
Act like the Spy of TF2
Watch the girls i fancy
Make 'Most Haunted' REAL!
Spy on OWI

[Sekto Springs]

Scare people to death

To death, you say?

Kill people

To death, you say?

Spy on OWI

Unless you have a time machine, there's not a whole lot to spy on.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I would become a ppopulr graffiti icon

The invisibility would likely hamper your icon status.

[MeechMunchie]

He could spray himself with spray paint, and become the only graffiti artist to look like his self-portraits.

[Disgruntled Intern]

That would take some mighty fine can-control.

[Sekto Springs]

Yeah, invisible or not you deserve the status for that alone.

[Nate]

The invisibility would likely hamper your icon status.

Didn't hurt Banksy's career.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Fair enough. But Banksy is a fluke.

[Nate]

Anyone who manages to be successful/famous in the art world is a fluke.

[Sekto Springs]

Anyone who manages to be successful/famous in the art world is a fluke.

Or a sell-out.

[Nate]

Even the sell-outs would need to be lucky.

[Sekto Springs]

Or have a famous art-dealer girlfriend *cough*JACKSONPOLLOCK *cough*

[Disgruntled Intern]

Don't get me started on Pollock.

As far as all successful artists being flukes, I disagree. I was referring more to Banksy's success based on his anonymity rather than his talent level. Of course, having grown up on the wrong side of the pond, and only being able to appreciate his work in museums/gallery showings/publications rather than various street corners and bridges, I'm a bit biased in that regard.

Although I am a rather large fan of Shepherd Fairey, who although completely different, I feel is still comparable.

Anywho, for the most part, I consider success in the art world to be based more on timing than talent. Of course, with the introduction of the internet, the odds are stacked in the artists favor.

[Sekto Springs]

Don't get me started on Pollock.

No, please. I would love to hear what you have to say about him. We can compare notes.

Of course, with the introduction of the internet, the odds are stacked in the artists favor.

Kids, to put things in perspective, do a search on Deviantart by "most popular".

[Disgruntled Intern]

You also have to look at guys like Greg Simkins, Alex Pardee and Jeff Soto, who, without the internet, probably wouldn't have been as successful.

[Wings of Fire]

Why all the Pollock hate?

[Sekto Springs]

Why all the Pollock hate?

Because Pollock is a talentless alcoholic who stole the spotlight from much more deserving artists thanks only to his girlfriend's influence in the art community?

[Disgruntled Intern]

Agreed. He was also dreadfully boring.

[Dipstikk]

Create a bunch of faux-supernatural occurances and try to create a religious following centered around a deity who is a floating robe.

Then swoop in dressed in a visible wardrobe and make my followers conquer the planet.

I would have to avoid getting covered with anything.

On second thought, I'd probably just steal stuff.