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  #1441  
09-27-2008, 04:23 AM
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But it's evolved from instruments that were made of wood.
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09-27-2008, 06:37 AM
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I totally read that as:

And that would be the truth!
So did I. Good to see I'm not the only one seeing dirty words in the wind. Not that sex is a dirty word but, well, you know what i mean.
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09-27-2008, 06:45 AM
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Anyone notice the ladies have almost gone extinct. And with Sander munching happily on Rexy, there will be no doubt a major man-war over who gets to have their virtual offspring with T-nex.

Need to make a virtual baby quick.

Ahhhh,

T-nex will you accept my virtual baby. PLZ KTHX! L4t3rz

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09-27-2008, 06:47 AM
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There are no ladies on the internet. Everyone knows that. God, the stupidity of some people.




There are only bitches.
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09-27-2008, 06:56 AM
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Ah, yes, so T-nex is a bitch? You know, I kind of thought that, too, back when I had my first argument with you, OANST, and she told me to shut the fuck up.

God the stupidity of some people and what they say here.
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09-27-2008, 07:56 AM
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Ah, yes, so T-nex is a bitch? You know, I kind of thought that, too, back when I had my first argument with you, OANST, and she told me to shut the fuck up.

God the stupidity of some people and what they say here.
I hope you're just being silly, as I was. Because I have been going out of my way to be congenial and gentle with my ribbing and jokes. However, if I was to think that you were being serious I might revert back to my older ways and begin actually flaming. Not saying that this is what you were doing. Just saying the possibility seems to be there.
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09-27-2008, 02:37 PM
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There are only bitches.
..And half thoughs bitches are really just old men pretending to be bitches.
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09-27-2008, 02:59 PM
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That's the oddest mistake for the word 'those' I've ever seen.

not being a dick or anything.
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09-27-2008, 03:14 PM
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You really know how to make yourself popular amongst the ladies, Spirrow Makes me hot, when I see you talk like that.


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Need some private time now.


EDIT:

Leto, maybe he was going for olden english speak? Who knows.
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You really know how to make yourself popular amongst the ladies, Spirrow Makes me hot, when I see you talk like that.
Ladies love a man with a temper.
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09-27-2008, 06:57 PM
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Anyone notice the ladies have almost gone extinct. And with Sander munching happily on Rexy, there will be no doubt a major man-war over who gets to have their virtual offspring with T-nex.

Need to make a virtual baby quick.

Ahhhh,

T-nex will you accept my virtual baby. PLZ KTHX! L4t3rz
FUCKMUNCHER! I hate that it's come to this.

The 'ladies' have gone quiet because they are universally creeped out by the attention they have been gettting in this thread. Above all, they have mentioned you, Spirrow, for being absurdly creepy and making them feel incredibly uncomfortable.

There is nothing in the rules about being sleazy, creepy and lascivious but I am definately thinking that we may need to introduce it.


So, a tip for the future: When someone of the female persuasion posts a picture, say "Nice pic", "Cute" or "You're pretty". Saying "You're mine", "Have my children" or "I'm going to **** you and **** your ****** off" will receive a double infraction.

Now, may the following be instructional to you:
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  #1452  
09-27-2008, 11:38 PM
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So, a tip for the future: When someone of the female persuasion posts a picture, say "Nice pic", "Cute" or "You're pretty". Saying "You're mine", "Have my children" or "I'm going to **** you and **** your ****** off" will receive a double infraction.
But! But! So does that mean that we can not say the girls are sexy anymore?!!
You ask of us to lie by just saying 'nice pic' while meanwhile we're drooling on our keyboards?!

What is this? The Gay Agenda at work?
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09-27-2008, 11:59 PM
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This is all part of Alcar's conspiracy to engineer gays (which he admitted to) We're all working together.
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09-28-2008, 03:09 AM
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Speaking of perfect men and attractive women:


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09-28-2008, 08:51 AM
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Screw Wikipedia and screw musical instrument classification, it's made of brass, not of wood .
Its reed is made of wood. It doesn’t have a metal mouthpiece. Ever try and put sax in brass again, and I will have to stuff you down a tuba.

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Can I take that as a compliment or a criticism on my improper use of grammar?
It has nothing to do with grammar.

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Are you kidding? Sax is the most awesome percussion instrument out there. Maybe it's evidence of awesome.
I like hitting saxophones. Just to piss off saxophonists.

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He's cute but I've never gone gaga over him like certain others do.
Some people swoon over Havoc. That is completely beyond my understanding, but whatever.
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But! But! So does that mean that we can not say the girls are sexy anymore?!!
You ask of us to lie by just saying 'nice pic' while meanwhile we're drooling on our keyboards?!

What is this? The Gay Agenda at work?
Yeah, I mean if I see a hot girl walking down the street, I'm gonna tell her I want to fuck her.
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Dude, it's the internet. Serious business and all that.

@Max: Omg I can't figure out wether or not I should be insulted by that. My ego says yes, but my instinct says NOOO. HELP!
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Dude, it's the internet. Serious business and all that.
Being lewd on the Internet is still creepy. Saying "You're sexy" doesn't seem like a big deal, but being graphic in the manner that Nate suggested is gross. Especially if it's a normal innocent picture.

If the gals are being provocative though, then that's on them.
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Yes, IF. But they're not. And provocation is looked down upon in this community.

*Thinks of a certain eastern-european member*
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09-28-2008, 01:18 PM
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Ok, let me show you a male equivalent (though, on these hyper-homosexual forums, it'll probably be taken jokingly):

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Phwoar Laser show me your bum little boy. I'd hop in your bed at night and hurt you. Munchmunchmunch.
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@Max: Omg I can't figure out wether or not I should be insulted by that. My ego says yes, but my instinct says NOOO. HELP!
Advice: no insult. Just no compliment. It’s filthy neutrality!

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Ok, let me show you a male equivalent (though, on these hyper-homosexual forums, it'll probably be taken jokingly):
Phwoar Laser show me your bum little boy. I'd hop in your bed at night and hurt you. Munchmunchmunch.
That’s… not a joke?
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09-28-2008, 02:53 PM
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No, no it's not. If internet does indeed equal serious business, I just asked Laser if I could munch on his butt.

And then some.

DIX OR GTFO
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So many of the faces I see here make me feel safe enough to post pictures of my average-looking self, but after seeing Al's godly visage, I don't think I can ever be secure about my appearance on this place ever again. Thanks.

Btw, I'm liking the ankh and shirt.
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No, no it's not. If internet does indeed equal serious business, I just asked Laser if I could munch on his butt.

And then some.
Yes, and then some- he can have him fart in your mouth for dessert. Tasty! Fresh breath after that! ROFL!!!!!

lol..... you actually ever eaten out another guy?

It's getting bad in here......

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So many of the faces I see here make me feel safe enough to post pictures of my average-looking self, but after seeing Al's godly visage, I don't think I can ever be secure about my appearance on this place ever again. Thanks.
Come on, I'm sure you look great. You might actually look more "human" than any of us actually do.
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lol..... you actually ever eaten out another guy?
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Come on, I'm sure you look great. You might actually look more "human" than any of us actually do.
Just go back and look at some of the pictures I've posted. It's probably about ten pages back. /attention whore
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Christ, this thread was bloated at 15-20 pages, let alone 49 and most of that isn't even pictures (see previous post.) Sorry I didn't see ya.
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Mistur you're adorable. Don't worry, you look lovely.

And all this no sexyness stuff has arisen because I object to being viewed as a "mere object".

- Rexy
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You go Rexy!
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And all this no sexyness stuff has arisen because I object to being viewed as a "mere object".

- Rexy
I've just learned to live with it...j/k


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