When I finally give my flower to a woman it will be a special and beautiful thing. There will be rose petals everywhere and our love will be a taste in the wind that is palpable to all who come near. And then I'll give her twenty dollars and leave.
..And the burning sensation when you pee, will remind you of that special day forever..
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
My last few bouts of sex have left me wishing my partner could go that extra mile or at least try. I mean it's normal for a girl to not orgasm while the guy does, but the other way around?
I guess I try too hard to make sure my partner enjoys it. The past few times have left me going to the bathroom alone to get the job done. Can anyone relate? Am I doing something wrong?
My last few bouts of sex have left me wishing my partner could go that extra mile or at least try. I mean it's normal for a girl to not orgasm while the guy does, but the other way around?
I guess I try too hard to make sure my partner enjoys it. The past few times have left me going to the bathroom alone to get the job done. Can anyone relate? Am I doing something wrong?
Ohohoho yes. Slightly different circumstances with me, of course. But, yes, I have been with one or two gents who did not possess the requisite talents nor goodwill to do what was necessary.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
I had sex tonight. Filthy sweaty "I was making you dinner but now your mouth is on my penis so ohwhatthehell let's fuck in the kitchen sex" earlier tonight.
and she did the dishes after we ate our post-coitus meal.
I sure can pick 'em.
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Buy my T-shirts. People will like you more and I will hate you less.
Did you actually have dinner while you had sex, because that would be the ultimate. Now if you have a TV in the kitchen, thats a whole new dimension.
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
4-5 for me, I tried a new position so that made it interesting.
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
If only you could sell your virginity. Well, you can I guess, but I'd prefer a way without the risk of STD's. It's not like I'm doing anything with it.
Also, hands free fap file is one of those "Either it automatically works, or you have to try it like twice daily, HA HA!" deals, and unfortuantely I was part of the latter.
What does it mean if you feel like having sex with your significant other when Dr. Eggman says "What eeevil invention should I use next?"? 'Cause I'm a little worried about myself.
Last intercourse was awful. I did not feel like it, but Emily was insistant.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
