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  #1  
05-20-2007, 01:51 AM
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Admin for a Day.

If you were made the administrator of Oddworld Forums for one day, what would you do?

Me, I would change everyone's name to "Alcar" just to make things ever so fun for everyone around here. I guess I would have to change the avatars too or otherwise people might start knowing who everyone is.
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05-20-2007, 01:56 AM
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I wouldn't do anything to hassle anyone. I would just do admin stuff. Or I wouldn't go on the forum all day for fear of abusing my admin powers.
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05-20-2007, 02:56 AM
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I would change Ilovehammy!'s username to "IloveYeshua!", just for accuracy and fun.
I would change Nate's name to "Token Gay Jew".
I would change my title to "The Fat One" or "Stattik's Yang".
I would ban Hobo, OANST, and all the other trolls. Or at least warn them. Then again, I might be being a hypocrite.
I would change my own username to Captain Asshole, to accurately represent my administration style.
I would make everyone's avatar a Nazi penguin sex orgy
I would create 10 topics exclusively discussing Humphrey/Irwin slash fanfiction.
I would have 15 topics exclusively discussing Battle Pope.
I would have everyone's, including my own signature as "All Hail Citizen Kang"
I would give Mutual Friend an unflattering custom title like "BBC's Bitch".
I would ban all links to Daily KKKos or Free ReichpuKKKelic, for the sake of mental decency.
I would create a rosary topic. Just because.
I would rename at least 50 people Allah and flame them.
I would insist all honour Rick James, lest they be given the custom title of "Bitch".
I would start a thread dedicated to pillow fights, wine, and walrus-Paul-Jim Carrey YouTube porn.
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05-20-2007, 03:01 AM
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Patrick... I can't even think of anything decent to say, I'm laughing too much.
As for me, I'd just give myself the custom title of 'OWF attention whore'.
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05-20-2007, 03:04 AM
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First, I would ban everyone and rename everyone to Mau, then I would create a sub forum for all the banned people too post in. Then I would start abusing my admin powers by uh...i dunno abusing them. After that, the forums will be chaotic and victory will be mine. Muhahaha.
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05-20-2007, 03:37 AM
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I will ban Moxco, and make the backgrounds White with Blue text.

Then, I'd rename every board "Shellfish".
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05-20-2007, 03:45 AM
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I'd ban anyone who refers to me as a troll, as i am clearly not. I am just a cynic.
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05-20-2007, 04:03 AM
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I would ban Oanst because I don't like him and get my own custon title.
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05-20-2007, 04:20 AM
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I'd turn the forum yellow and plant pictures of evil pikachus all over the place.
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05-20-2007, 07:36 AM
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I whould threten to ban everyone unless they worshiped shryskul
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05-20-2007, 07:48 AM
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I would delete Rex tirano's account
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05-20-2007, 08:09 AM
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I'd ban anyone who refers to me as a troll, as i am clearly not. I am just a cynic.
Seconded.


And Zozo........I don't have the slightest clue who you are.


Whoops, I just looked at your bio and since you enjoy writing fanfiction we can easily throw out anything that you say or do. Forever.
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05-20-2007, 08:25 AM
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I'd probably forget I was Admin. and do normal thing until the last hour of my existence of an admin and then... well, give a warning to someone. sure, let's go with that.
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05-20-2007, 09:11 AM
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Two words.

Big. Explosion.
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05-20-2007, 09:43 AM
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Seconded.


And Zozo........I don't have the slightest clue who you are.


Whoops, I just looked at your bio and since you enjoy writing fanfiction we can easily throw out anything that you say or do. Forever.
Aww, that's exactly what someone on DA said to me...You jerk.
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05-20-2007, 10:26 AM
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I would delete Rex tirano's account
Methinks you'd be dead before you could click the "Ok" button.
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05-20-2007, 10:29 AM
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Heehee, oh Sander. My hero!

I would officially make Alcar my bitch. Oh yes!

- Rexy
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05-20-2007, 11:16 AM
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Methinks you'd be dead before you could click the "Ok" button.
Sure i will ;p
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05-20-2007, 12:07 PM
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Whoops, I just looked at your bio and since you enjoy writing fanfiction we can easily throw out anything that you say or do. Forever.
Seconded...
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05-20-2007, 03:27 PM
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Heehee, oh Sander. My hero!

I would officially make Alcar my bitch. Oh yes!

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You don't need to be an Admin to do that, lady

Alcar...
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05-20-2007, 08:50 PM
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Whoops, I just looked at your bio and since you enjoy writing fanfiction we can easily throw out anything that you say or do. Forever.
QFT.

I'd ban everyone who couldn't type properly, as well as everyone who brought nothing to any serious topic.

Other than doing that, I wouldn't abuse my power.
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05-20-2007, 09:18 PM
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I'd read the "admin's only" threads and give myself a custom title. Then carry on as normal.
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05-20-2007, 11:13 PM
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QFT.

I'd ban everyone who couldn't type properly, as well as everyone who brought nothing to any serious topic.

Other than doing that, I wouldn't abuse my power.
Whats QFT mean? Everybody hates me today.
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05-20-2007, 11:15 PM
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QFT.

I'd ban everyone who couldn't type properly, as well as everyone who brought nothing to any serious topic.
There wouldn't be many people left then.

If I was an admin for the day AND could get away with anything I did, I would probably just go around and give everyone bitterly ironic CTs that stated what I actually think of them*. Maybe I would delete the signatures that piss me off also. Beyond that, it would be business as usual.

Oh, yeah. I would also experiment to find the answer to Max's question regarding whether I am able to ban Alcar or delete his account. Could be interesting.



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05-20-2007, 11:16 PM
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I would ban matthew9r. Change my title to "Post mongering whore". Increase my post count to an incredibly high number. Make Hobo a Moderator (again). Change the title of everyone to "Hired goons". And to finish it off, I would close all topics.
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05-21-2007, 02:11 AM
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I change my answer. I'd ban Mathew, and for longer this time.
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05-21-2007, 03:50 AM
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Oh, yeah. I would also experiment to find the answer to Max's question regarding whether I am able to ban Alcar or delete his account. Could be interesting.
I don’t remember ever asking that.

If I were an admin on OWF, I would immediately remove all post icons and references to them. I would also rearrange the order of the forums, just because I’m a neat freak.
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05-21-2007, 04:40 AM
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I'd read the "admin's only" threads and give myself a custom title. Then carry on as normal.
Trust me, they aren't that interesting.
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05-21-2007, 04:55 AM
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I'd rename the forum "OAK" just for the horror factor.
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05-21-2007, 06:14 AM
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I guess I should be glad to have participated in one of the Forums’ more OWFful events.

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Trust me, they aren't that interesting.
Actually, I dunno. Some of our bitching is amusing. And to think, they’ll never find out what we say about them.
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