If anyone doesn't know what the social fund is, it's a haven for the cunts of society to rob money from the government to fuel their disgusting habits.

Unfortunately, I was apart of this system for some time.

They sent me a letter saying, "Give us the £305.14 you owe us, or we'll throw your ass in court. You have two weeks kthnxbai."

Now, I have two weeks to gather gold while the count-down clock from 24 plays (with 4-split screens, each of which has...