Let me tell you about my day.

Ran out of shampoo this morning, so when visiting the supermarket later I made a note to get some. I spent a long time looking at bottles with girly words on them; I don't want my hair to be sumptuous! I don't want it to be silky! I don't want it nourished with natural organic honey and elderflower! I didn't want girly shampoo! I wanted Manp-

Then I realised there are some things you don't shout aloud at the supermarket.

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