So, for whatever reason, my instructor at Stream (the call centre I'm being trained to work at) decided to accept the suggestion that she call me 'King Simon.' She does this with much relish, and her only condition was that I, on occasion, refer to her as "Your Highness".

As you could guess, this has pretty much swollen my ego into the realm of Grandiosity. I'm better than everyone. I'm King Simon.

So anyway, Stream is not nearly as soul crushing as I would have thought....