THE CUL-DE-SAC IS PURGATORY AND ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD.

GARFIELD IS A STARVING CAT USING HIS IMAGINATION AS A COPING MECHANISM

NONE OF THE MARIO GAMES ARE REAL, THEY'RE EITHER MOVIES, POP-UP BOOKS, OR PLAYS

ASH WAS IN A COMA THE ENTIRE TIME

CALVIN DIED IN A SLEDDING ACCIDENT

TOM AND JERRY ARE BRITISH AND GERMAN SOLDIERS

STAR WARS IS THE DREAMWORLD OF A RAPE VICTIM PLAYING WITH DOLLS FROM A PSYCHIATRIST...