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Here's a snippet of why this is so hilarious:


27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]

Nominated by democratic party.

11. He will confirm a covenant with “many” [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem
[see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]

Obama: Future stuff: ???, diplomatic deal? treaty?...