Hello, fellow MEN! Today Splat's Productions brings you an epic documentary on Man Cooking, useful for when you're left alone in a house for a length of time greater than, say, 3 hours.

At times like these it becomes necessary to provide fuel for one's Manly activities, such as Zombie-Hunting, Plug-Wiring and Radiator-Painting (to name but a few). Since the better quality Man Fuel provided, the better the output of aforementioned Man Activities, this documentary aims to show a suitably...