Ugh. Remember Jordan? He's the one who helped me 'kill myself' for like ten minutes last Summer. Brain on a boat aneurysm or something.

Anyhoo, on Friday night he called me at about 6:00PM to make plans. I already had plans with other friends made days prior. I lied to him, saying I was going to be driving with my dad because Jordan has no other friends than me and gets all jealous and huffy if I tell him I already have plans with other people. No one more important to Jordan than...