[SPOILER]I've got exactly, what you need.[/SPOILER]

A [SPOILER]pee-pee[/SPOILER] is a fetish in the group of watersports;
We are taking leaks, [i]my dear[/i], under the golden shower resorts;
Please, avoid [SPOILER]asparagus[/SPOILER], we do not like the smell;
So have your cup of yellow tea and bring your own umbrella.

Bitch.