Anyway, this is what I was going to say until I found an unsuspecting new neighbor's internet connection to hijack.

I've just moved houses and was ruing the thought of having to contact either the cable company or the phone company to hook up broadband. I've opted to not have cable tv nor a telephone landline; there's really so little on TV anyway that interests me so I'll be hooking up an antenna for free air reception.

Moving was sort of a split second decision; I...