The clay I just bought today smells like bacon. Why does it smell like bacon, this is not a smell clay should have. The bacon clay beckons it's hard to resist trying to eat the things I am sculpting with it. I'm convinced they dropped a pack of bacon into whatever machine was processing the clay before it went up on shelves.

It has a real good feel to it though. It's not all rubbery like Sculpey, doesn't dry ridiculously fast like paper clay, and won't tear a hole in my hand because...