Hello OWF! My name is Slag? and my first few years on this forum were spent during a time when I was entirely too young and idiotic to be using the internet in the first place. That reflected, rather clearly, in the quality of my posts.
Seriously, looking through my post history has taken years off of my life. Half my posts were useless and unproductive, I used every tool at my disposal to be an annoying little shit, and I was uppity and rude to staff for...
checks notes... ah yes, absolutely no fucking reason. I remember changing my signature to something making fun of Nate (legitimately one of the most patient people I interacted with) because... ??????? They reprimanded me once?? Rightfully so?? I was literally 12 years old, who knows.
In all likelihood, the people reading this who actually remember me have already probably gotten this speech from me in the Discord server, but something in me NEEDED to make a point of it here for the sake of book-ending my catalog of inane OWF threads and replies with something that reflects my embarrassment. I figured that, after the 4th time looking through my history here, I should probably do something to move on before I cringe myself into my untimely death.
Anyway, enough jerking myself off here; I drew these as a monument to my regret and to anyone who might still think of me as the persistent, buzzing gnat in their ear that I set out to be in the past. I hope you like it:
Don't mind me, just immortalizing an apology to OWF
