Rock-Hard Election

[OANST]

So, WoF and I are on msn, and the topic of who would win Off Topic modship if there was another election comes up. We go back and forth on this for a while, never really being sure who would get what votes. So let's have a little mock election.

This first day is going to be spent with nominations. For the mock election, I'm going to make it so that you can't nominate yourself. Someone has to nominate you.

DO NOT TELL US YOUR VOTES, YET. I will let you know when it is time to do that. For now..........

LET THE NOMINATIONS BEGIN!

[Wings of Fire]

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

I nominate OANST, he's cunty enough to pull it off.

[Oddey]

I nominate the one and only Mullocks's Assistant as mock mod of the Off Topic Discussion.

[OANST]

I accept the nomination. Now, we all know that there was a period of time in which I was an utter cunt on the forum. I haven't been that way for a long time. I wouldn't take advantage, and I wouldn't take it too seriously, but I would do the job. I would be fair.

I nominate WoF.

[Havoc]

I nominate Patrick Vykers.

[Wings of Fire]

I nominate WoF.

I accept the nomination. I've always wanted to be a mock staff member.

Remember kids, a vote for me is a vote against America.

[Strike Witch]

I vote for the mirror so the vote bounces off and counts for me.

[shaman]

Hey ,OANST. arn't you more on the supply side of rule breaking?

[Wil]

I nominate AiN.

[OANST]

Not really. If you notice, I'm hardly ever involved in the newb attacks. Only when they really, really deserve it.

I nominate Strike Witch.

[Pilot]

It would definitely have to be someone who goes Off Topic a lot. Someone who is genuinely dedicated to it.

I nominate Cullen Heath, because I can.

[Wings of Fire]

Hey ,OANST. arn't you more on the supply side of rule breaking?

I won't stand for such slander in this mockeration sir, keep your mudslinging elsewhere.

EDIT: Wait we can nominate more than one person? I nominate Kastere and Pilot then!

[shaman]

I'll sling whatever i want.

[Pilot]

I'll sling whatever i want.

GET THE FUCK OUT

[OANST]

Did I ever tell you how much I love Wiccans?

[used:)]

I nominate Opril.

[OANST]

I second the shit out of that nomination.

[Wil]

I nominate every member except myself.

NEXT ROUND.

[shaman]

Vote for splat! It's time sombody one of our few serious mods showed those awful spammers and foul heathens what for!

[OANST]

Vote for splat! It's time sombody one of our few serious mods showed those awful spammers and foul heathens what for!

No, no, no. No current mods allowed.

[Wings of Fire]

I want a nice clean election here, no flag waving or playground antics.

[shaman]

In that case i shall have to go with WOF, as i don't like the color red and i love legs.

[OANST]

You love the legs of fourteen year old boys?

[Wings of Fire]

You don't?

[OANST]

You don't?

I'm not saying that. I just don't call them adorable.

[Strike Witch]

Wait, is this like, a semi-fake thing which is actually real.

[OANST]

No. We're just vote playing OANST around.

[Wings of Fire]

No. We're just vote playing OANST around.

A VOTE for that Wanker Oanst is a vote For subliminal messages

[OANST]

A vote for that cunt WoF is a vote for stating the obvious.

[abe619]

WOF WOF WOF , f**k off
OANST will saw yours off.....
I vote OANST.
I vore WOF.
lol , i had to mention it , just to make IT(the joke) look whole and complete.