New Member!!!!!

[Killa_47]

Hey people my name is Dan and i'm new to the Oddworld forums so i hope i get to make some great new friends and if anyone can help me when i need help that would be great.


(BTW Im a big Paramite fan of Abe's Exoddus)



Dan

[oddguy]

I'll be the first to welcome you! Have a great time and welcome to zee forums! Enjoy your time here. I am oddguy btw...

-oddguy

[Killa_47]

Nice ta meet u oddguy thanx for welcomin me so is everyone friendly here??????

[Hobo]

No. I'm fucking not anyway. *chases new member off*

[oddguy]

Not everyone is friendly...but we all have a good time here. I like this forum because it doesn't have too many people...but it has enough.

-oddguy

[Killa_47]

*calls friendly paramite over* cshh(get him) *watches*

[Killa_47]

oops sorry oddguy not u lol i posted 2 late lol

[Fez]

Okay, well, most of us are human, and some Oddworld geeks think they are from Oddworld.....Anyway, i'm Ferill or Fez, spell my name wrong and i'll get Hobo to sit on your head and fart.

[Killa_47]

He best not have drank any brew before he sits on my head ferill.

[Fez]

Naw, Hobo is an alchoholic, i bet hes drunk tons of brew, Beer, lauger, Wine etc etc.


CIDER! Hobo loves Cider!

[Killa_47]

then he best not fart near anyone! or we will see alot of explodin people around here and i have a feeling it wont be HOBO

[Abe's son]

Yager.. mmm


Fez and Hobo are to very angry people.

I'm angry too... but I write good storys and play a mean game of Yatzi.

[nads]

Yatzi? You threw my balls on the table!

[Killa_47]

lol is that is version of yatzi???


I dont think ill play anytime soon........................(or eva)

[WiLL the Wander]

Hey... I forget... HELLO... I'm WiLL the Wander... I'm hungarian... and I'm new here too... and you get the 2nd version soon...

[Killa_47]

Hi will lol im lookin forward 2 version 2

[Abe's son]

Yatzi? You threw my balls on the table!

...but that dosn't mean It's not Yatzi!

[nads]

Damn you, James. Damn you to shit bitch hell.

That's right...shit bitch hell.

What are you going to do about it?

[Killa_47]

watch ur language please i dont want ma welcome thread 2 turn into a fight even if he cut ur balls of and played yatzi wiv em!

[Abe's son]

Damn you, James. Damn you to shit bitch hell.

That's right...shit bitch hell.

What are you going to do about it?

Send that mother****er straight to hell. =)

Please dont sneak into my house with glowy eyeballs O_o it ph34rs me.

watch ur language

...Spell right and I'll respect you. Spell with real words and I'll respect you.
Use letters instead of words and I'll poo on you.

[Killa_47]

thats if ya can get passed me before i eat ya........maybe i'll eat ya balls

[Facsimile]

Oh the poor sod things Oddworld is real...

[Fez]

Usually I would just humor him, but hes 13 for ****s sake! How many teenagers think they are from Oddworld! It so sad!

[Killa_47]

Usually I would just humor him, but hes 13 for ****s sake! How many teenagers think they are from Oddworld! It so sad!

Man shut up it's just a bit of fun.

[Abe's son]

No but really I will. I'll bash you to hell and back. And then do It again with some form of dining tool.

[Killa_47]

No but really I will. I'll bash you to hell and back. And then do It again with some form of dining tool.

what a teaspoon?

[The Red Muse]

...right...
I'm not sure what to say anymore.
So, hi there new guy. Hope you're having fun.
I'm Muse.

Yes, hello.



*takes one of Hobo's ciders*

[ClaireBear]

Hey people my name is Dan and i'm new to the Oddworld forums so i hope i get to make some great new friends and if anyone can help me when i need help that would be great.


(BTW Im a big Paramite fan of Abe's Exoddus)



Dan

Howdy Dan!...

so much spam to wade through on this thread man! Nice work!!!!

I'm ClaireBear... mostly friendly in an older sisterly way... look me up for that "advice" if its to do with life... like real life... not OW!

Enjoy your stay!

CB xx

[Killa_47]

I shouldn't look up to u as older sister cause when i look at my older sister i think of every word in the book to discribe her..........(not the dictionary...the swearonary)

[Abe's son]

....No a foon and spork.

So shut'ya face.