I am new.... yes please spank me...

[Coiled Ice]

Dammit!! I just wrote a long "Hello" message and then it said I am not logged in! Oh jesus christ! Okay I will start again....

Hello all! My name is Jo and I am 15 (So young dammit!) trannie.... No, I am female actually. Oddworld is an awesome game, been playing it since it came out basically but I haven't played the new one on xbox. I don't have one, as you need money to have goods and services and I don't have any money.

Yes, I say weird things Like spork!, or toddler, or spax in the teaboat fairy.

These weird things usually don't make any sense what so ever.

Well, I will end this hello short. HELL! *waddles off back to river*

[DarkHoodness]

Lost your post, huh? May I suggest taking a look at this topic?
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=9362

May I be the first to welcome you to OWF. I'm Dark Hood, one of the forum veterans. Beware of my randomness, especailly random quotes from various computer games.
This place may be a little dead at the moment due to lack of information about the new Oddworld 4 game, but it'll probably pick up soon.
Anyway, feel free to kick back and make yourself at home here, and hope you enjoy yourself.
- DH

[Alcar]

Welcome to the forums! I'm the evil nazi dictator every forum has. Post in plentiful amounts, and don't be a dumkopf!

Alcar...

[Coiled Ice]

Thank you evil marching men. Oh, I usually always copy my writing on every other forum I am on. Dammit, bloody karma *shrugs*

Dumkopf? What the smedge is a dumkopf? I am an ommpa lummpa on speed!

You! You just said plentiful! I love you ...

[Xavier]

dumkopf:
dum: well... "dum"
kopf: "head"

it's a german word...


anyway, welcome here have a nice time

[Hobo]

Hi. I'm hobo. Grumpy, soon to be ex-mod. I used to be a good member and make worthwhile posts. But now I'm a sour old bitch.

[Abe's son]

*pats hobo* its time for your meds...


I'm AS.

I'm not going to say anything right now.

[nads]

*pats hobo* its time for your meds...


I'm AS.

I'm not going to say anything right now.

I hate you James.

I'm Nads, but you can call me Kyle.

[oddguy]

Oooooh! New person! Welcome to zee forums! I am oddguy.
So, you say you want a spanking? I'd know just the guy for the job.

-oddguy

[Oddish]

Welcome to the forums! I'm Oddish (yup) and thats it.

Have a nice stay.

[Seargentbig]

Welcome to the pit we call the forums!
*Whispers* Keep away from that Seargentbig. You never know what he's thinking... I'm even unsure he's completely sane...

[Alcar]

Hehe, dumkopf is German for dumhead. Keeping in character as a Nazi dictator, I thought using something German would be the best thing Plus, dumkopf has such a nice ring to it.

Oh, and welcome again! (stay away from Max, he pounces an awful lot)

Alcar...

[oddguy]

Hehe, dumkopf is German for dumhead. Keeping in character as a Nazi dictator, I thought using something German would be the best thing Plus, dumkopf has such a nice ring to it.

You like being known as a Nazi dictator don't you!

-oddguy

[Mac the Janitor]

*spanks her*

[oddguy]

Where's mine, Mac?

-oddguy

[Coiled Ice]

Yay! I got a spanking!! German? I see...

[Fuzzles!]

Bit late on this, but welcome to the forum!!!!

[Xavier]

Hehe, dumkopf is German for dumhead.

I'm glad to see I was right

[the brew master]

Hi. I'm hobo. Grumpy, soon to be ex-mod. I used to be a good member and make worthwhile posts. But now I'm a sour old bitch.

ain't it the truth.....

hey welcome to this.....place.....yes

[ClaireBear]

So late with this!

Welcome... welcome...welcome! Enjoy! Post what you like but don't let Heir Alcar see it... he's not actually joking about the dictator part! .... no seriously... .... no really!

[Mojo]

Don't care if I'm late... But hellcome to these forums...

*Birds chirping, bees flying*

[Fake, friendly, peaceful voice]

Welcome to these wonderful forums, where everyone is at ease. Searching for topics about Oddworld? Try General Discussion! Having troubles with any of the games? Visit the Oddworld Help Forum! Not in the mood for Oddworld? Try out the remotely (VERRRY remotely) placed Off-Topic. Don't try to feed any of the Scrabs. They will shred you to pieces before you can say "Paramite Pie"(r).
*Sound of a Slig, being devoured by a Scrab*

Have Fun!

[/Fake, friendly, peaceful voice]

*Walks off, muttering something about newbies, ignorance and stupidity, looking around if nobody hears him mutter...*

[Lucipher]

I'm Lucipher! Come here and get a good spanking you naughty girl!