Sex and Gun

[MeechMunchie]

I think railguns are pretty cool.



Sex is pretty cool, too.
Probably.

[Slog Bait]

Scandalous

[Nepsotic]

I have sex before. My favourite gun is carbine.

[Slog Bait]

I like when gun shot.

[Nepsotic]

I like when cock shot.

[Slog Bait]

Sex!!?!?

[Phylum]

Finally, a thread where I can discuss my love of blackjack.

[Crashpunk]

I'm a lonely, unattractive male. I loved Shotguns ever since I watched Terminator 2

[JayDee]

i agree with MM, railguns are pretty neat. I remember making a basic one in A-level physics and getting the pellet lodged in the ceiling.



I like my sex how I like my guns. Deadly at range and between two magnets.

[OANST]

I did not have sex last night.



I did stick a pistol up my ass, though. So, you know, it was a good night.

[Mac Sirloin]

I've had sex and shot a gun. Checkmate, Muslims.

[Bullet Magnet]

I prefer blowpipe.

[OANST]

We're supposed to be discussing sex AND guns, BM. Not just sex.

[Crashpunk]

What about having sex with a gun?

[OANST]

What about it?

[Manco]

guys let’s discuss the phallic symbolism of guns

[Varrok]

What if I took a gun and shot a prostitute?

[OANST]

Before or after? Oh, who cares. As long as you have sex with her at some point, it's fine.

[Crashpunk]

[Wings of Fire]

guys let’s discuss the phallic symbolism of guns

Anita pls go

[Manco]

Anita pls go

are you being serious or sarkeestic

[Job McYossie]

What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?

[Manco]

What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?

Is that a proposition?

[Job McYossie]

It could be!!

[Varrok]

I'll take just the tank, thank you

[Manco]

It could be!!

there’s so many different punny pickup lines i could make right now

i could just bombard everyone with them

I'll take just the tank, thank you

you missed a golden opportunity to say “tanks but no tanks”!!!!

[Varrok]

That'd mean I don't want a tank, which is false.

[Wings of Fire]

What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?

I've watched that porno.

[Varrok]

Hentai*

[Job McYossie]

there’s so many different punny pickup lines i could make right now

i could just bombard everyone with them



you missed a golden opportunity to say “tanks but no tanks”!!!!

Manco, you're a blast.