These are indeed troubled times. We are more divided than ever, and the bloodbath is almost imminent. I want to avoid this massacre, I really do, so, in this very desperate attempt, I propose that you settle this like men: with your words, not your swords!
Who would be a better choice? The byrdiest of byrds FennecOnFyre, or the sligiest of sligs Jay, known as "The D"? Both are hardcore art veterans, but one has a vagina and one has a penis!
Well, technically, sligs and most bird species don't really have either, but who cares? It's politics!
If you're dissatisfied with both candidates, maybe would you like to vote for a 3rd party candidate? He also has a
chance to win!
Post your opinions in the comments, and let the
best one win!