Urban Legends...

The.Heretic · #1 11-29-2003, 01:20 AM

Greetings,

Just thought i'd spread some of my "Eternal Wisdom" on you all by giving you all a fantastic link (one that i've spent countless hours on). The website gives true light to all the urban legends out there (from coca-cola rotting teeth, to tampons containing asbestos), and is fascinating in its own right.

www.snopes.com

Enjoy.

Joshy · #2 11-29-2003, 02:57 AM

I've seen another site like that one...

The.Heretic · #3 11-29-2003, 06:26 AM

snuffx?

Seriously dont over go there boys and girls.

Lucipher · #4 11-29-2003, 08:39 PM

I know an excellent urban legend it is about a guy from australia and every week he went out and stole sheep then he would shave them and wipe his arse with the wool and the rape the sheep all night and then get more and then all the sheep were gone, succumb to a fate worse than death,being constanly raped by......can you guess? HERETIC of course!!!

Unlucky heretic, get me with a better insult than i can do next time and i shall call it quits.

Facsimile · #5 11-30-2003, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted on that site
Hold up a Coke, and you proclaim all that's best about the American way of life: Coca-Cola is first dates and shy kisses, a platoon of war-weary GIs getting letters from home, and an old, rusted sign creaking in the wind outside the hometown diner.

Excuse me while I vomit.

***Wil*** · #6 11-30-2003, 09:55 AM

I read all the Coco-Cola urban legends when I was looking at Disney urban legends a while back. Fac, you can vomit where I did, save cleaning costs.

You just have to laugh at all the penises in the Disney movies.

Hobo · #7 11-30-2003, 01:18 PM

I'm more scared of the "excited" C-3PO trading card.

Majic · #8 11-30-2003, 09:03 PM

Forums... so... slow... Anger... rising...

Anyways:
http://www.urbanlegends.about.com/

Thats the urban legends site I like to go to. I mainly take interest in the netlore and stuff. Oftentimes I regognize some of the email scams that have occured... My friends are brain dead sometimes.

Also, I saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel about some myth busters thing or something. I'll have to look it up. Sounds interesting.

The.Heretic · #9 11-30-2003, 10:05 PM

Is it just me, or is understanding "lucipher" kind of like trying to reach the sky with a 10 foot pole?

(Yes Kevin I know its you, you really need speeling [lol!], grammer and puncuation lessons...)

There was once a lonely man, who lived on the highest point, on the highest mountain, on the highest country. One day, he was feeling naturally randy (he had no girlfriend, and no, he wasnt married) so he opened up a can of spanish fly to add to the sensation in his genetalia. He was horny as hell, but, was flaccid! So, he walked outside, uncomfortable by his horny-ness, and tied a stick to his penis (an artificial erection). He ran inside, tried to do a little mokey taming, but the stick broke! He was really horny now, so horny that he had to keep one hand on his penis at all times. He stumbled around the room, searching for something, ANYTHING to settle the fire. And there he saw it, a lobster (thats right, a LOBSTER) walking around. So he grabbed it, grabbed a lighter, shoved the lobsters tail up his ass, and started to burn lobsters face. The lobster, which was understandably upset, wagged its tail around, giving "Lucipher" (I mean, Mystry Man!) a substantial amount of pleasure. He went at it for a while, stroking his flaccid penis, untill the lobster got pissed off and bit him on the hand. He dropped it into boiling hot water, and ate the lobster for dinner.

In the middle of the night, he woke up, and ran straight into the toilet, and dumped his load. Something was strangle about his load, it seemed a little off, so he finished up, turned around, looked into the bowl, and passed out.

Our Hero, was dead

The autopsy revealed that while getting off on the lobster, the lobster had laid its seed in his ass, creating a nice incubator. Sometime in the middle of the night, the eggs hatched, giving birth to 100's of little lobsters! They ate away at his bowel, untill he woke up, and felt the urge to go to the little boys room. The then released the lobsters (and half of his bowel), and only had seconds to live.

Moral of the story? Lobsters arent dildos.

"Dedicated to the asshole who tried to pay me out before"

racla · #10 12-07-2003, 03:38 AM

Oh my god, Jeremy your a complete nutcase you really think that Lucifer is me you moron! IM RACLA.....You think im the only person with this style!

The.Heretic · #11 12-08-2003, 10:11 PM

I refuse to believe that there are more "Kevins" in this world, so for now, your Lucipher

racla · #12 12-09-2003, 02:48 AM

im racla...lucifer stop acting like me..its not funny anymore...well maybe i could stop acting like you..or we can completely take on different egos...

Lucipher · #13 12-13-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by The.Heretic
Is it just me, or is understanding "lucipher" kind of like trying to reach the sky with a 10 foot pole?

(Yes Kevin I know its you, you really need speeling [lol!], grammer and puncuation lessons...)

There was once a lonely man, who lived on the highest point, on the highest mountain, on the highest country. One day, he was feeling naturally randy (he had no girlfriend, and no, he wasnt married) so he opened up a can of spanish fly to add to the sensation in his genetalia. He was horny as hell, but, was flaccid! So, he walked outside, uncomfortable by his horny-ness, and tied a stick to his penis (an artificial erection). He ran inside, tried to do a little mokey taming, but the stick broke! He was really horny now, so horny that he had to keep one hand on his penis at all times. He stumbled around the room, searching for something, ANYTHING to settle the fire. And there he saw it, a lobster (thats right, a LOBSTER) walking around. So he grabbed it, grabbed a lighter, shoved the lobsters tail up his ass, and started to burn lobsters face. The lobster, which was understandably upset, wagged its tail around, giving "Lucipher" (I mean, Mystry Man!) a substantial amount of pleasure. He went at it for a while, stroking his flaccid penis, untill the lobster got pissed off and bit him on the hand. He dropped it into boiling hot water, and ate the lobster for dinner.

In the middle of the night, he woke up, and ran straight into the toilet, and dumped his load. Something was strangle about his load, it seemed a little off, so he finished up, turned around, looked into the bowl, and passed out.

Our Hero, was dead

The autopsy revealed that while getting off on the lobster, the lobster had laid its seed in his ass, creating a nice incubator. Sometime in the middle of the night, the eggs hatched, giving birth to 100's of little lobsters! They ate away at his bowel, untill he woke up, and felt the urge to go to the little boys room. The then released the lobsters (and half of his bowel), and only had seconds to live.

Moral of the story? Lobsters arent dildos.

"Dedicated to the asshole who tried to pay me out before"

If you want to know why I insulted you in the first place look at my post on the future me thread, also I don't know any kevin, plus, who uses a lobster as a dildo? Honestly! you can't give people your past experiences and how would you know that kevin would use lobsters anyway? Been practising with your numerous boyfriends? (farm animals) and there is nothing wrong with my grammer or spelling, and you could not get enjoyment from a stick, I thought you would know that.

Statikk HDM · #14 01-15-2004, 12:14 PM

Hobo, "excited" C-3PO can't hold a candle to the two MTG cards Ekundu Cyclops and Uktabi Orangutan.

GrigtheSlig · #15 01-15-2004, 04:28 PM

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.

I KNEW IT! TASTY!

Lucipher · #16 02-07-2004, 04:07 AM

Cocaine in cola? As if it wasn't bad enough today with its brain rotting properties,for all we know it still could contain a bit, God knows what the coca cola company would do for buisness.