Rock-Hard Election II

[Nepsotic]

Previously, on Rock-Hard Election...

Mollucks Assistant wins.

And now...

Maybe we should open this up to an election and see how many votes you get.

I vote for Nep to be a part of our Glorious Leaders.

Yes, Rock Hard Election II!

then let's fucking do it, man! let's go, we know the drill! we gonna get some rock hard election action going on down in this tight-ass beeech

Ladies and gentlemen... and members from neither category, welcome to...

Yes, I know I'm bad with Photshop.

Rules
1. Do not talk ab- Just kidding. You cannot vote for yourself.
2. You cannot vote yet, only nominating at this point.
3. You cannot nominate yourself.
4. You cannot nominate a member who is already a mod or an admin.


NOW GET NOMINATING!

[mr.odd]

I nominate MA.


EDIT: Why are we not calling it "Mock Election 2"

[Nepsotic]

Because the first one was called "Rock-Hard Election" so "Mock Election" wouldn't really make much sense, now would it?

I nominate MM.

[mr.odd]

Because the first one was called "Rock-Hard Election" so "Mock Election" wouldn't really make much sense, now would it?

I nominate MM.

No it wasn't. As i remember, it was originally called Mock election. The Mods kept re-naming it. At some point it was Rock-Hard Erection.

[Slog Bait]

The fuck is this

[mr.odd]

The fuck is this

*Sigh*
Keep up with us.

[Slog Bait]

That thread literally started and ended during one of my absences. Like the entire couple of weeks it was going on, I wasn't online at all, and unlike certain people I don't feel it necessary to catch up on threads longer than 10 pages that I wasn't around for in the first place. Someone's bound to tell me down the line and there are much better things to do.

BUT HEY THANKS now I know what the fuck this is. You already nominated MA so yeah

[mr.odd]

unlike certain people I don't feel it necessary to catch up on threads longer than 10 pages that I wasn't around for in the first place. Someone's bound to tell me down the line and there are much better things to do.

Well obviously Nepostic did. Why can't you be more like him?

[moxco]

My vote goes to Nate for closing this thread.

[Slog Bait]

Well obviously Nepostic did. Why can't you be more like him?

Are you really sure you'd want 2 Neps running around this place?

[STM]

My vote goes to Nate for closing this thread.

I second this vote.

Also I don't remember voting for Nep for anything. MENTIROSO.

[Varrok]

You're trying too hard, Nep. I vote for closing.

[Phylum]

A Rock-Hard Election isn't something that you can force like this. It needs to come naturally.

I nominate myself for being level headed and reasonable.

[MeechMunchie]

This is exactly how the last one started. Apart from all the people saying "Hey, it's not supposed to start like this."

I nominate Pylum for the Blue Party.

[Varrok]

I nominate Phylum for the Red Party

[Nepsotic]

The fuck? I worked hard on this. If Nate wants to close it then go for it, it wasn't even My idea.

I second this vote.

Also I don't remember voting for Nep for anything. MENTIROSO.

Oops, swapped your post with Ridg3's, I'll change it.

[Slog Bait]

I'm so proud of you for taking the time out of your life to make this marvelous thread, Nep. Too bad there isn't another thread hanging around where I could have expressed how proud I was of you. Yep. Sure is a shame that doesn't exist.

[Nepsotic]

Hey, it isn't too late to make one.

This is exactly how the last one started. Apart from all the people saying "Hey, it's not supposed to start like this."

I nominate Pylum for the Blue Party.

Thank you for co-operating, MM.

My vote goes to Nate for closing this thread.

Argh. You're all miserable cunts. I try to do something nice for the forum and you all just throw it back in My face. Even when there hasn't been a good thread in months. You can do your own damn cooking from now on.

You're trying too hard, Nep. I vote for closing.

Sorry for trying to make it look more appealing.

[STM]

if this stays open I vote MA and OANST for a revolution against our decadent leaders.

[JayDee]

if this stays open I vote MA and OANST for a revolution against our decadent leaders.

Seconded. Why pick the lesser evil?

[Ridg3]

I vote for Nep to be a mod, but outside this sorry charade.

So my vote goes to Kastere.

[mr.odd]

A Rock-Hard Election isn't something that you can force like this. It needs to come naturally.

I nominate myself for being level headed and reasonable.

Right. Because the forum awards weren't forced or anything...

Enough, people have been asking for this thread. Do we need start holding community meetings now every time we want to make a thread like this?

[Manco]

I vote Slog Bait for the PROUD party.

[MA]

Argh. You're all miserable cunts. I try to do something nice for the forum and you all just throw it back in My face. Even when there hasn't been a good thread in months. You can do your own damn cooking from now on.

not all of us. i don't have a problem with this thread, the problem i have is with all the whiners whining about it.

Enough, people have been asking for this thread. Do we need start holding community meetings now every time we want to make a thread like this?

this. i can't tell if people genuinely don't want a fun election thread or if they're all just hopping on the 'we hate Nep' bandwagon. fuck me. just chill out.

ANYWAY i nominate DI. to be honest i'm just trying to lure him off lurk-mode. it's like the Candyman when you say his name three times and all that shit.

except he's not black

[Josh]

I vote MA for realest bitch up in this bitch

[Varrok]

I nominate MS for the moderator and vote OANST for the best voter

[hedjeroo]

I vote Slog Bait for the PROUD party.

This with brass knobs on.

[Phylum]

I vote for myself because I knew that my post would get things back on track.

[Varrok]

B-b-bbbut... you can't o___o

[Nepsotic]

We're not even voting yet.