New here :)

tantopat · #1 11-15-2010, 05:10 AM

Firstly, I apologise in advance for the general rubbishness of my intro posts... Anyway, I'm Tantopat, and I've loved the Oddworld games since I was a kid, but didn't get to play anything beyond the PSX demos until last week, when I downloaded Abe's Oddysee from the Playstation Network. I had no idea that there was still an active fandom around, but I'm certainly glad that there is.

I can't wait to learn about what I've missed over the years, and hopefully chat with other fans here!

T-nex · #2 11-15-2010, 05:22 AM

Welcome =) Nice to see a new oddworld fan.
Remember to read the rules and all that. And whatever you do, do not double-post!! It's an offense so great that not even ten thousand of sorries will make up for it D=

Either way, I hope your stay here will be pleasant ^^ Oh and some people here bite, just warning you.

OANST · #3 11-15-2010, 05:41 AM

There are no Oddworld fans here. Only us miserable misanthropes.

tantopat · #4 11-15-2010, 05:57 AM

Well, meeting misanthropes sounds fun too! :P And thanks for the welcome!

T-nex · #5 11-15-2010, 06:02 AM

Im an oddworld fan AND misanthrope

so it's win-win for me.

enchilado · #6 11-15-2010, 06:03 AM

Welcome.

Ridg3 · #7 11-15-2010, 06:07 AM

OANST · #8 11-15-2010, 06:12 AM

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Im an oddworld fan AND misanthrope

so it's win-win for me.

She's lying.

T-nex · #9 11-15-2010, 06:16 AM

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She's lying.

He's predictable.

OANST · #10 11-15-2010, 06:17 AM

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He's predictable.

She's a whore.

tantopat · #11 11-15-2010, 06:17 AM

Unless this is like in Labyrinth, where one of the characters hiding behind the shields always tells the truth, and the other always lies... (Unfortunately I can't remember what happened next in that film, which basically renders my entire theory useless. :P Oh, well. Yay for win-win situations, though!)

Wings of Fire · #12 11-15-2010, 06:21 AM

This is like Labyrinth where David Bowie's crotch bounces around. I don't know what movie you were watching.

T-nex · #13 11-15-2010, 06:22 AM

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She's a whore.

He takes it up the butt.

OANST · #14 11-15-2010, 06:33 AM

Bitch.

T-nex · #15 11-15-2010, 06:35 AM

But you like it ;D

Dynamithix · #16 11-15-2010, 06:49 AM

Welcome.

I'm an idiot, so avoid me.

Not really, I guess.

enchilado · #17 11-15-2010, 06:54 AM

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Not really, I guess.

Yes really.

OANST · #18 11-15-2010, 06:54 AM

His breath smells like a Chinaman's ass.

Scraby · #19 11-15-2010, 07:04 AM

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His breath smells like a Chinaman's ass.

lol
welcome to the ODDworld forums

MeechMunchie · #20 11-15-2010, 07:27 AM

EPIC WELCOME

Are you impressed yet? It gets even better, I assure you. Sometimes I write more than two words.

OANST · #21 11-15-2010, 07:38 AM

Nobody wants that.

MeechMunchie · #22 11-15-2010, 07:59 AM

I am genuinely confused as to what that is supposed to mean.

OANST · #23 11-15-2010, 08:59 AM

I am genuinely touching my penis.

Ridg3 · #24 11-15-2010, 09:38 AM

I am genuinely genuine.

OANST · #25 11-15-2010, 09:39 AM

You are genuinely touching Dicksannadoo's vagina.

OddjobAbe · #26 11-15-2010, 09:56 AM

Welcome to the forums.

STM · #27 11-15-2010, 09:56 AM

And he's gone. Like the breeze of the longing Arabian, I'm the douchebag anger catalyst btw!

OANST, your just jealous that your not

OANST · #28 11-15-2010, 09:57 AM

The douchebag anger catalyst? Yes. That does make me quite jealous.

T-nex · #29 11-15-2010, 10:09 AM

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You are genuinely touching Dicksannadoo's vagina.

Heeeyyy... How do you know that he has a vagina?? >: ( *suspicious*

OANST · #30 11-15-2010, 10:15 AM

Same way I knew that Zozo had a dick.

I looked.