scrab fights

[paramite5]

im going to start the scrab fights agen and for anyone who rembers it from last time its going to be better this time ok

if you want to enter a scrab you have to fill in this form


Scrabs name:
scrabs age:
what makes your scrab look different from other scrabs:
scrabs place of birth:
what chataty you want your scrab to go to if they lose:

rules:
1. all entries must be scrabs and no other oddworld creature
2. scrabs are not to have magic powers

when there are 2 scrabs entered i will commentate the fight and say who wins.

[Sal the Mudokon]

Scrabs name: Peasa Schitt
scrabs age: 3 1/2 weeks old
what makes your scrab look different from other scrabs: He Performs Cannibalism Against His Enemies (Your's is "Blood-Thirsty"... He's Just Hungry)
scrabs place of birth: Just Behind The "Joe's Canniballist Bar and Grill 'You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em'"
what charaty you want your scrab to go to if they lose: "Feed a Hungry Slog Foundation 'Everyday, Almost A Slog Goes Kind Of Hungry...DONATE'" (A small portion(OKAY, ALL)of the proceeds will go to Glukkons who don't need it)

[Pacen]

Name: Roarke
Age: 3 years
Distinguishing Feature: Sharpened beak used to skewer opponents.
Place of Birth: Outskirts of Scrabania, hunting sligs.
Charity: "Save Ferris"

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Name: Osmosis
Age: 4ish
What makes him different from other Scrab dudes: Has a rocket launcher mounted on each shoulder.
Birthplace: Scrabania (like, duh)
Charity if loses: Funding For WipEout

[Black Dragon]

Scrabs' Name: Spike
Scrab's Age: 3 1/2 years
What makes your scrab look different from other scrabs: A long, sharp horn coming out of th etop of his head, with two smaller ones on each side of it.
Scrab's place of birth: Mudanchee Vaults
What charity you want your Scrab to go to if it loses: The "Bring Back Bob" fund.

[BigBroSig]

scrabs name: Tech
age: 2
what makes iy look different: it is smaller and dark red.
charity if loses:Sav'a'sloggie fund.

[BigBroSig]

scrabs name: Tech
age: 2
what makes iy look different: it is smaller and dark red.
place'o'birth: NECRUM. I don't know why.
charity if loses:Sav'a'sloggie fund.

[BigBroSig]

scrabs name: Tech
age: 2
what makes iy look different: it is smaller and dark red.
place'o'birth: NECRUM. I don't know why.
charity if loses:Sav'a'sloggie fund.

[paramite5]

ok our first battle is between peasa schitt and roarke

the scrabs are now in their cages being loaded into the ring

their now redy for the fight

peasa leaps towards roarke and up and tries to bite his head off but roarke leaps out of the way and peasa hits the floor. roarke uses this chance to stab him with his beak but as he does pearsa rolls out of the way and roarke gets his beak stuck in the floor. as roake sruggles to free his beak, peasa head-butts him into the ropes.roarke frees himself from the ropes and slams on to peastas head and beats him badly. suddenly peasta grabs roarkes head and snaps his neck.

the winner is peasta

tune in next time for peasta vs osmosis

[Joe the Intern]

name:Sheer Idiocy
age:5
makes him different:bumps into lots of things
place of birth:mudanchee vaults
charity:"keep bob lost" foundation

[Sal the Mudokon]

ha, were beat by a peasa schitt! bring it on! my peasa shcitt can beat anyone!

[Alector]

Scrabs name: Irafaz

Scrabs Age: 8

what makes your scrab look different from other scrabs:Irafaz is dark red, almost black, have 8 legs with double claws on his legs. a narrow head with barbed.

Scrabs place of birth
In a big forest

what charaty you want your scrab to go to if they lose:a agency fund and a retirement arrangement for Mudokon$!

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tAKe cARe aND stAY oDD!

[paramite5]

hi all and welcome to todays fight between peasa schitt and osmosis

we cant load osmosis into the ring until we get peasa to wake up but im sure one of our sligs will do that job

*mobile rings
hello!
..................
what im not going doun there
..................
who cares if the sligs dont want to that never stopped you before
..................
more moolah ok ill do it

* hangsup phone
*goes doun stairs and becide the ring where the sligs are
p5:do any of you have anything i can poke him with
slig:duh what?
p5: oh never mind
*climbs into ring and shakes scrab
scrab:rrrrrrhhhhhhhrrh
p5:wake up you stupid scrab
*kicks scrab
scrab:RRRRRHHHHHHRRRRRRHHH
p5:arhhhh my arm

later...
ok we can finally start todays fight pearsa is wide awake since he ate my arm for breakfast and i am now on the waiting list for a new one
so anyway lets start the fight
osmosis is now being loaded into the ring
the scrabs have now caught sight of eachother and were redy to start
osmosis begins by shooting a rocket at peasa but he doges it and it takes out half the building. peasa sneaks behind osmosis and pushes him over.the shock of the fall makes the rocket launcher on his sholder explode taking him with it so the winner is peasa

our next fight is between
spike and tech

scrab fights is sponsored by scrab cakes

[ June 24, 2001: Message edited by: paramite5 ]

[ June 24, 2001: Message edited by: paramite5 ]

[cutecat]

NAME: Nina
AGE: 4
What makes it looks different:2 sharp horns on his beak facing outwards and a purpleish body.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Soul Storm Brewery kennels
CHATITY: Sav'a Sloggie fund

[cutecat]

NAME: Nina
AGE: 4
What makes it looks different:2 sharp horns on his beak facing outwards and a purpleish body.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Soul Storm Brewery kennels
CHATITY: Sav'a Sloggie fund

[Sal the Mudokon]

ha! u 2 were beaten by a peesa schitt! mwahahaha whos next?

[Alector]

pffff!!!!
you're Peasa shitt will be a looooooser if he saw my Irafaz!.. i hope so
bwahahahahahaha!!!! thehehehehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[glokking bram]

sorie but i dont get it

[Danny]

i believe sal is bribing p5 here...

you say that a lot, glokking!

[Slig Who Sings]

Name: Instant Kill
Age:15
Birthplace:Scrabania
Charity:save a mudoken
what makes him diff: He's HUGE! aprox. 7ft.,4in.

[ July 03, 2001: Message edited by: Slig Who Sings ]

[Slig Who Sings]

[ July 03, 2001: Message edited by: Slig Who Sings ]

[TheBlueScrab]

Hi
My Scrab :

Name: TheBlueFighter
Age : 4 years old
What make my Scrab different...
: My Scrab have dark Blue skin,
the stomach and the mouth
is ice Blue. On the Head
is a spiky skin.He have
a holy black tatoo on his chest.
He can Fight better than a
normal Scrab and clucks other
Scrabs or creatures with a loud
but fascinating scream who no
other creature can withstand.
When my Scrab allure other
Scrabs than inveigles he the
enemy and killed them.Whatever
a form he killed them!!! Scrabsplace of birth
: Red Planet, at the red desert
in a nest.
Charity...
: Save little Slogs fund!!!

Bye, TheBlueScrab

[Alector]

Oh yeah!
Your Scrab don't need to make a loud scream when our (random) Scrabs fight. Irafaz is trained to withstand all sounds, smells ect.
Irafaz can think and don't just fight.He think about this what he will do.

Why does need your Scrab a tattOo?
don't forget, Scrabs don't have magic Power!

So, lOok out what your Scrab want to do with my Irafaz.


Oº°'´¨`·–l[ (¯`'·.,¸·´¯`·Â*> <Â*·´¯`·¸,.·'´¯) ]l–·´¨`'°ºO

[TheBlueScrab]

Hi
My Scrab have a tatoo because they have a tatoo that is so, i don´t know why!
Because i give them a tatoo!!!

My Scrab have no "magic power"!°!Grrrrrrr!!!
Umpteenth!!!!!!!!!!!
Or is screaming, Magic Power?
Some animals in south Africa, Australia or Germany are screaming to and allure other animals for a Fight or for a pairing they have no magic power too!
I hope you understand this.

Bye, TheBlueScrab

[ July 06, 2001: Message edited by: TheBlueScrab ]

[paramite5]

ok todays fight is between spike and tech
tody we have to have our fight in a different
building because our old building was destroid by osmosis.

so lets go doun to the ring where our scrabs are now being loaded

the scrabs are out of their cages and getting redy to attack spike runs towards tech and pics him up with his horn and tries to throw him out of the ring but as he does tech grabs on the spike with his mouth and they both hit the floor. spike jumps up quickly and body slams on top of tech . suddenly with a great burst of energy tech gets up and attacks spike so fast that he suddeny falls to the floor and with one finel stamp in the hart from tech he dies

the winner is tech

our next fight is between idiocy and irafaz

[Zoolag]

Name: Toby
Age: Approx 10 1/2
Difference to other Scrabs: This Scrab black wiv a tinge of green 2 its skin it also has red stripes goin' down its back. Its claws are sharp and concealed, it also has 5 claws on each foot. Its battle cry is also very unique as it distorts the enemies brain waves thus making it disorientated and not knowing wich way is wich (V.Handy 4 hunting) It's screech can b heard from up 2 3-4 miles away.
Place of birth: It was origianlly born/created at the Vykkers labs. They were trying to bring bak the specie of Meech's bak 2 the land of Odd. And thus got DNA from remaining Meech munchies and crossed them wiv the DNA of a Scrab. This accounts for the stripes down Toby's back.
Charity: No charity, jus' bak 2 the Vykkers labs 2 b put down and its genes re-spliced 2 c if they can make a more...perfect oddworld hunter/fighter.

[Alector]

yO, People! This is my Irafaz, i just drawed it in five minutes, it's not so gOod...but you can see what my Scrab lOoks like!


[ July 15, 2001: Message edited by: Alector ]

[BigBroSig]

wow. cool pic. one question, did he just finish fighting a porcupine?
(no offense. your scrab is cool. :þ )

[Alector]

Hey, when comes the next Scrab fight??? i'm still waiting!

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[Oddsville]

Oh,ohhh I gotta enter my scrab-

Name:Red
Age:I dont know I just found him abandond(Im guessing 6yrs old?)
What makes him look different:He has orangish, yellowish strips on his back.
Place of birth:Scrabanian Temple
Charity: "The Severly Beaten Mudokon Foundation"- for Mudokons who can't stop screaming.