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08-25-2008, 12:06 AM
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I was at Fan Expo in Toronto today, and there were all these cosplayers. Some were okay (Rorschach and Big Boss) and others were embarassing (TWEWY characters) but the worst part was the furries.

At first I thought they were just weeaboos with cat ears, but oh no, they had tails and shit. They chained each other together.

And then there was suddenly this huge group of them.

And they started having really fucking gross, stinky sex, right in the middle of the convention, and Sid Haig was there and beat the shit out of some of them, Sid Haig was fucking awesome.

And then all of the other cosplayers started joining in. But it was too much for Sid Haig. So he had to call on the power of Victor Lucas to help him. So there's Victor Lucas and Sid Haig beating up furries and shit, ripping their tails off and totally thrwoing shit around. Then the Major League Gaming Stage collapsed, which was across the fucking room, but nobody cared because Sid Haig, Victor Lucas and Henry Winkler (just joining the fray) were like, devouring people whole and vomiting up Magma.

Next year I'll just go to Comicon



I was on the bus ride home when the fucking toilet exploded, and the guy in the bathroom ran out covered in shit, and someone smoking a cigarette lit him on fire and he went back into the bathroom and the bus blew in half.
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08-25-2008, 01:53 AM
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I shall use a comic if that's okay. I retexted it.
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08-25-2008, 03:46 AM
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Well since the first post was a random excuse to swear a lot and the second was just taking the michael out of the first, I shall now use my awesome mod-powers to make this thread...




...Disappear!


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