Sex Toys #2

[Alcar]

Let's not be shy. What do you own?

I purchased a rather nice dildo a few weeks ago, it's a tad large though. Photos provided

Alcar...

[enchilado]

I don't have any, nor do I want any. Nice dildo though :P

[Nate]

Ah, I see you took my advice and got one with a suction cup. What have you been attaching it to so far?


Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Attach it to the top of a door frame so it smacks the fuck out of people

smacks the fuck..oh man

[Emesdee]

Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

The unnaturally colored ones are the best for that reason.

[Alcar]

Ah, I see you took my advice and got one with a suction cup. What have you been attaching it to so far?


Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

I prefer flesh coloured. Anything else seems weird.

I've been attaching it to the bathroom tiles in the shower and watching myself in the mirror. I'm so vain. But it's hot. So. Very. Hot.

Although tonight I think I'll order out and get a real one

Attach it to the top of a door frame so it smacks the fuck out of people

smacks the fuck..oh man

This is now stored to memory, and I will do this for any house parties I host.

Alcar...

[AlienMagi]

I'm so super jealous at your dick

I'd love one colored pink, or blue

[Havoc]

I didn't think this place could get any lower after the Zoophilia topic. Guess I was wrong.

[Pilot]

I didn't think this place could get any lower after the Zoophilia topic. Guess I was wrong.

Really? I think this thread is a wiener.

I'll list my toys. Later. And no pics.

[Nate]

I hate it when I agree with Havoc.

[Pilot]

AH! Nate just got bigger!

[Bullet Magnet]

What blows my mind is that this is #2.

[Havoc]

I hate it when I agree with Havoc.

You love it. Don't fool yourself.

[OddjobAbe]

Jesus wept.

[AlienMagi]

Yeah, just look at the goodness





It's all from 1 sex shop really, but they are beautiful aren't they?

[Sekto Springs]

Yeah, just look at the goodness

I wonder how many dildo companies also make dog toys.
Tough. Resistant. Robust. Oh my.

[T-nex]

Yeah, just look at the goodness





It's all from 1 sex shop really, but they are beautiful aren't they?

I wouldn't feel safe putting anything made out of glass near my genitals.

[Sekto Springs]

What about this imposing little number?



Actually getting this thing into your vagina would probably require alot of prep work.
It costs 95 dollars btw.

[Pilot]

Vagina? That looks like it has curves to more properly suit a rectum.

[Sekto Springs]

Agreed, but it's called the "G-spot Handle".
I guess if you wanna call the prostate the male's G-spot, the title can go both ways.

[Pilot]

What?

[T-nex]

What?

Don't mind him, he's been drinking again.

[Strike Witch]

I just have a double-ended clear purply-pink plastic dildo. No frills, but it does the job.

[Sekto Springs]

Ouch...

[MeechMunchie]

Looks like somebody mutilated a Lictor.

[AlienMagi]

Ouch...

I love the way it looks. Kinda like a dragon's dick.

Also:








Also.. I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing here, we are supposed to post images right?

[OddjobAbe]

You know that the image of a fifteen year old ramming those things up his own arsehole is forever etched into my memory, yes?

[AlienMagi]

You know that the image of a fifteen year old ramming those things up his own arsehole is forever etched into my memory, yes?

I can not imagine what it's like.

[OddjobAbe]

Take it from me, it's not exactly pleasurable.

[AlienMagi]

Just to release you from your nightmares and scary images, I haven't even seen a dildo in real life yet