Swimming Party RPG! Everbody join!

[DarkHoodness]

[OOC] Hey, this is an idea I got from the Dragon Tails RPG section. Why don't us Oddworld Forumers have an RPG style swimming party? Okay, heres the rules:
1. You have to play as your Alter Ego.
2. You may bring your other characters with you.
3. Have fun!
Description of pool:
There is one ordinary main swimming pool and another smaller, shallower ordinary swimmming pool next to that. There is also a diving pool with three diving boards, and a few really cool flumes that lead into a seperate pool. Theres a couple of jaquises (I can't spell, but if you didn't understand, they are some stone seats in a circular pool with warm air coming through little holes in the seats) as well. Anyway, guaess I'll start. Also, do the following before entering:

Dark Hood, Bladewing, Max and Zip have entered the Swimming Party RPG:

Dark Hood's swimming costume: Black swim shorts, and his watch

Bladewing's swimming costume:
Dark red and dark green swim shorts

Max's swimming costume:
Black wet suit that doesn't cover his arms

Zip's swimming costume:
Single peice green swimming costume[/OOC]

*Dark Hood is on the end of the middle diving board, deciding weather to jump or not. Zip is taking a ride in the flumes. Bladewing and Max are having a splashing contest in the smaller main pool*
- DH

[Sl'askia]

(ooc: heh ok, right now it will just be me and Spider (his pack might show up...who knows..))

Dragadons swimming costume: since when does a dragon need a bathing suit?

Spider's: he doesnt need one either...he doesnt have his pants for this..

*Dragadon sneaks up behind DH and pushes him in*
Dragadon: *Nelson laugh* HA HA!
*Spider is just chilling in the hot tub, quite content.*
Spider: *thinking* this reminds me of the hot spring I used ter have..

[DarkHoodness]

[OOC]Oh yeah, this is an indoor lesure pool were in.[/OOC]
*Dark Hood climbs out of the diving pool and climbs back up to where Dragadon is*

DH: "Hey, dare you to climb to the top diving board!"

Dragadon: "hehehe you sure you want me to do that? there might not be any water left afterward *grin*"
- DH

[Pacen]

*Hates water & all water-based liesure activity except drinking (even in RL) so goes home*

[DarkHoodness]

[OOC]Seriously, do you really need weapons in a leisure swimmming pool? Okay, if you must, but be careful with it. . .[/OOC]
- DH

[Danny]

*Rettick enters cautiously. He is wearing a streamlined pair of swim pants, equippes with propellors. Legs protrude, but can be withdrawn when he swims. He looks around cautiously.*

R: Hi DH... What's THAT?

*He is pointing at the strange creature with the weapon and the dog-like creature by its side.*

DH: That's just Twisted, don't worry about her.

R: *worried* ok... Hiya Drag! Hi Spider! Good Party?

[Black Dragon]

[OOC: Ah gees, OK, ya gotta start somewhere, right? OK, I'll good 'ol Drok in here, and see what happens. BTW, what does that mean? ->/OOC]

*Drok cautiously sneaks in, looking around. He is wearing, uh, nothing, because it would be kinda hard for a Glukk to be wearing a swimming suit of any kind.**He walks up to the edge of the pool and leans over, admiring his face in the water, since he doesn't really know how to swim*

[ June 16, 2001: Message edited by: Black Dragon ]

[Silversnow]

Hmmm... Me shall see if i can do this, ehe...

Me and Lilahnee goes in, I wears a silvergrey bikini and Lilahnee wears a purple top with a black loincloth. PS, it covers eveything

*Lilahnee choses the jacuzzi, she doesnt like cold water.*
*I jumps in a flume*

Really hopes i did right... I wont be here for a while, vacation you know

[DarkHoodness]

*Dark Hood jumps off the middle board again, climbs out of the diving pool, and then heads to the flumes. When he reaches the top, Zip sneaks up behind him with a smile, and shoves him into a flume.*

DH: "Huh? What the. . . HELP!!!"

*He goes down the flume head first, despearatley trying to turn around.*

Zip: "He-he-he-he-he!!! Bon voyage!"

DH (from flume): "Ow! I hate you!"
- DH

[Silversnow]

*Silversnow has landed in the pool and looks up on DH and Zip*

Silversnow: Hahaha, bad luck, DH?

*notices she is right under his flume*

Silversnow: Oupsie...

Lilahnee(from jacuzzi): Hahaha, bad luck, Silver?!

[Sl'askia]

Spider: *looks up at Lilahee* 'joying the hot tub ter miss? *he looks half asleep*

Dragadon: *climbs up to the top of the highest diving board* LOOK OUT BELOW! *jumps* CANNONBALL!

[Capri Ream]

OK I'm going to try this!!!! Since alls I got is Capri and Belinda I'll use them!!

Capri's Swimwear-A blue one peice in like an ocean wave pattern

Belinda's Swimwear- A black string bikini with a silver outline of a heart on each bikini cup

Belinda is relaxing in a jacuzzi with wing spread out and eyes closed while Capri's getting ready to jump off the high board.

[DarkHoodness]

*Dark Hood shoots out of the flume and nearly lands on Silversnow.*

DH: "Oop, sorry, didn't see you there."

*He turns away and looks cross*

DH: "Alright, now it's payback time!"

*He goes to the bottom of the steps leading to the flumes, and waits for Zip to go down one of the flumes. As she can't see him, Dark Hood sneaks up the steps and hides at the top. A while later, Zip comes up the steps and is about to jump into a flume, when Dark Hood runs up behind her and gives her a heafty boot up the bum.*

Zip: "Ow!"

*She flies into the flume and goes down it pretty fast."

Zip: "Wwaaaaa!!!!"

*Dark Hood is meanwhile laughing really hard. Zip arrives at the bottom of the flume and looks REALLY pissed off with Dark Hood. Angrily, she makes her way up the steps leading to the flumes, and sneaks up behind Dark Hood, who is still laughing pretty hard. She grabs him from behind and restrains him, and starts shoving him down the flume steps.*

DH: "Huh? What the. . ? HELP!!!"

*Zip pushes Dark Hood to the top diving board and is about to push him off (Dark Hood is afraid of jumping from high places)*

DH: "Ahh!!! No!!! Nooo!! Don't do it!"

Zip: *Laughs* "Alright, you've asked for this, you bastard!"

*She boots him off*

DH: "Ahhhh!!!"

*SLASH! Dark Hood is now in the diving pool looking really shocked. Zip laughs at him.*

Zip: "He-he-he-he-he!! That was funny!"

*Dark Hood climbs out of the diving pool and sits on a nearby bench, still looking wuite shocked.*

DH: "Uh, man, oh man! Never again!! Jeeze!"
- DH

[Sl'askia]

(ooc: i hope that hot tub is the large version...hehe, Spider would take up half of a small one.)

Dragadon: *climbs back up to the top of the highest diving board, sees Zip still there laughing* hmmmm *grins and pushes Zip off the end*

Zip: Wha...AHHHHHH! No fai..glub!

Dragadon: *laughs* thats for being mean to DH. Look out below! *jumps off* BELLY FLOP!

Zip: *sputtering* AHHH! Not on top of me! *dives*

Dragadon: *SLASH!* *DH gets splashed by the resulting wave*

[DarkHoodness]

(OOC: Yeah, it can hold about 12 people)

DH: "Ugh!"

*Zip surfaces*

Zip: (To Dragadon) "Hey, he kicked me down the flume first!"
- DH

[DarkHoodness]

[OOC]Friendly reminder for Black Dragon: You must use your alter ego as well to play in the game. OOC means Out Of Character. [/OOC]
- DH

[Danny]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHIT, WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT? SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!! OOOOOOOOoooooooo........ Don't you EVER do that to me again!

*Rett decides to try the smaller pool, which is less busy*

[Danny]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHIT, WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT? SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!! OOOOOOOOoooooooo........ Don't you EVER do that to me again!

*Rett decides to try the smaller pool, which is less busy*

[Danny]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHIT, WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT? SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!! OOOOOOOOoooooooo........ Don't you EVER do that to me again!

*Rett decides to try the smaller pool, which is less busy*

[DarkHoodness]

(OOC: Tripple post?!? Whoa! Does somenbody need to fix the forums or what! And I though double posts were screwy!)
- DH

[Sl'askia]

Dragadon: *trots over to where Spider is still louging in the hot tub* hey Spider, you're not going to spend all day in there are you?

Spider: *still half asleep*that's my intention...

Dragadon: aw come on, you got to try out the other things here...

Spider: no thanks

Dragadon: please

Spider: no, now bug off will yer...

Dragadon:*scowls a moment, then gets an idea. She suddenly grabs Spider by the tail and drags him over to the flumes.*

Spider: *very annoyed*HEY! GERROFF! LET ME GO!

Dragadon: ok *drops him down one of the flumes. He slides down howling in anger at her.*

Spider: *Lands in the water and immediately jumps out again* C..C..CCCOOOOLLLLDDDD! *jumps back into the hot tub, slashing the other occupents in it. He surfaces and scowls angerly at Dragadon, who is laughing at him.*

Dragadon:*laughing* oh dear I had forgotten that 72 degree water feels cold to someone whos been soaking in 90 or so degree water. so sorry Spider...

Spider: *still scowling* I'm gonna get yer fer that...yer will see....

[BigBroSig]

*BigBroSlig enters, pulls off his mechanical pants and throws on a pair of waterproof pants*

[BigBroSig]

*Jumps in and immediately sinks to the bottom and starts to pull people under for a few seconds and letting them go*

[Black Dragon]

Drok: *It has been an hour since he arrived, and he is still admiring his reflection.*

Black Dragon: *Sneaks in the shadows and carefully comes up behind him, making sure that her large reflection isn't cast in the water* *Quickly, she flicks out her tail and pushes Drok into the water.*

Drok: *Coughing and sputtering* That wasn't funny!! How could ya do such a thing, BD?

Black Dragon: Oh, I'm not finished yet!! *Takes a flying leap off edge of pool and lands near Drok*

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Crap, I am not a RPGist. What am I going to do with this boxes full of bikini's and speedos!!???

[Sl'askia]

*Spider finally decides to get out of the hot tub and try one of the other pools. He waits a few minutes before diving into one. As he is swimming around (he swims kind of like an croc..)he is pulled under by BigBroSlig. He looks at him with a Yer think yer funny don't yer? look, reaches over and pulls off his mask. Now BigBroSlig is forced to surface for air. Spider gets out and heads over to the flumes.*

[Black Dragon]

Drok: *Sputtering* *Growls*You...you...you...!*Points one of his thick, brown fingers at BD accusingly*

Black Dragon: *Grinning smugly* I win. *Looks over at the other occupants of the pool* *Notices Spider surfacing with an angry look on his face as a BBS comes to the surface, gasping for air* *Watches Spider head towards the flumes* Say, now that's a good idea! *Dives smoothly under the water and with a flick of her tail heads towards the flumes*

Drok: *Climbs out of pool* Yeah, good riddance, ya overgrown fish! *Spits to get chlorine taste out of his mouth* Blech!! *Decides to go to shallow end of the pool*

[DarkHoodness]

*Bladewing is talking to Max.*

Bladewing: "Good thing we've managed to avoid being ducked, eh?"

Max: "He-he! Yeah. Did you see what Spider did to that Big Bro Slig? He-he-he! Serves him right."

Bladewing: "He-he-he-he! Yeah."

*Suddenly, Bladewing feels a tug on his foot.*

Bladewing: "Huh? What the. . ."

*He gets draged under by TF, unoticed to Max*

Bladewing: "!"

*Max looks around*

Max: "Huh? Where'd Bladewing go?"
- DH

[Sl'askia]

Spider: *at flumes sees Dragadon trying to decide which flume to take down* Hmmmm *mischievous grin* *Runs up and knocks her down one*

Dragadon: WHHOOOAAAAA!!!! *slash!* *surfaces* WHY YOU!

Spider: *laughing* I told yer I would get yer back!

[Black Dragon]

Black Dragon: *Zips through the water and jumps out of the pool**Walks up to flumes* Hmmm...which one? *Picks one and slides down**Gets back out and does it again*

Drok: *Walks over to the shallow end and sticks a finger in the water* Not too cold...*Decides to get in**Tries to figure out how to sit down**Shrugs* Meh, it's a never-ending problem. *Suddenly a shark's fin pops up* *Screams* SHARK!!!! *Everyone runs out of the pool*

Snek: *Pops up wearing shark's fin on his back* MWAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!!