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09-21-2010, 01:49 PM
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This is what I do ...

As the search function's not working I just have to give it a try

I would like to hear what you people are doing for your life only by describing it in an interesting way.
so if you are a student describe your study and if you are working describe your work.
so for instance, I get paid for sputtering pepper spray into drunken guys eyes which were throwing beer bottles at customers. (doorman) (in fact I was one of the customers, not the doorman)

for real, I am a student and I learn e.g. about time traveling and people and cultures I have never seen in real life.
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09-21-2010, 01:53 PM
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09-21-2010, 01:54 PM
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I am a student, and the government pays me enough money to live on so I can learn about making people feel better, bully seventeen year old girls into going into small rooms with me and learn why we can't have nice things.
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09-21-2010, 02:00 PM
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09-21-2010, 02:02 PM
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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09-21-2010, 02:08 PM
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I live in a hellhole of a city where I slowly descend into a boredom-fueled depression until, in my insanity, I kill myself.


That's just what I do by day, though. By night, I'm actually a superhero.
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09-21-2010, 02:16 PM
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I live in a hellhole of a city where I slowly descend into a boredom-fueled depression until, in my insanity, I kill myself.


That's just what I do by day, though. By night, I'm actually a superhero.
sorry but you did it wrong. you should have said something like, at night I am fighting crime.
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09-21-2010, 02:34 PM
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09-21-2010, 02:40 PM
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sorry but you did it wrong. you should have said something like, at night I am fighting crime.
Just another failure in a series of failures otherwise known as Nemo's life.


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09-21-2010, 02:43 PM
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I learn.
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09-21-2010, 02:46 PM
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Intresting. Have you ever considered making a movie and entering it for an emmy?
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09-21-2010, 02:48 PM
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I have. Several times.
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I have. Several times.
Well. I hope it goes well.

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sorry but you did it wrong. you should have said something like, at night I am fighting crime.
Who said anything about fighting crime


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09-21-2010, 03:15 PM
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then define superhero
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09-21-2010, 03:18 PM
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su·per·he·ro
[soo-per-heer-oh]
–noun, plural -roes.
a hero, esp. in children's comic books and television cartoons, possessing extraordinary, often magical powers.
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09-21-2010, 03:22 PM
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...and dedicated to protect the public. (wiki is always right) so what are you protecting the public of? flying lawyers with beaming eyes?
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09-21-2010, 03:23 PM
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flying lawyers with beaming eyes?
Thats me!
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09-21-2010, 03:24 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Wikipedia#Accuracy_of_information
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sue me!
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sue me!
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I am a cold-cut crime-king ham of a man who spends his days walking about looking as confused and upset as possible so that people will leave me the fuck alone. I have not walked consistently without breaking into some kind of backwards-walking heel-turning jive turkey nonsense in about five months. One of these days I'll take over the world. I'm considering becoming a business student and making obscene quantities of money and ascending the social ladder in order to exterminate a couple billion worthless people.
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I am a cold-cut crime-king ham of a man who spends his days walking about looking as confused and upset as possible so that people will leave me the fuck alone. I have not walked consistently without breaking into some kind of backwards-walking heel-turning jive turkey nonsense in about five months. One of these days I'll take over the world. I'm considering becoming a business student and making obscene quantities of money and ascending the social ladder in order to exterminate a couple billion worthless people.
And a quality video to go along with it. Kudos, friend. Tim and Eric always find the weirdest looking people, don't they?

I am a jeweler. I work with gold, silver, and platinum mainly and design jewelry, size rings, fix chains, and set diamonds and gems. Lots of repair work.

I've pretty much retired as a TV repair man. Just got burned out.
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09-21-2010, 08:28 PM
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