Hey baby

scrabface · #1 01-31-2011, 02:05 PM

Can you guys give me some serious tips on how I could score with a girl? I am single and I desperately try to impress every girl I meet. But as a matter of fact, when I try to think, my brain blocks and I start talking shit.
Once I saw this gorgeous blond girl at a party and I kinda stared at her. she realized it and smiled at me and said, what's wrong? and I said
if you'd be a guy, you'd have a blond beard.

also I never tried this one out

Ridg3 · #2 01-31-2011, 02:37 PM

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=19559

Enjoy the helpful tips.

Daxter King · #3 01-31-2011, 02:56 PM

hazel is the authority on this matter, ask him.

T-nex · #4 01-31-2011, 04:05 PM

Just be an asshole, and things will be fine

Girls love assholes....

Or is that guys? hms...

Bullet Magnet · #5 01-31-2011, 04:14 PM

Offer to show her your homunculus.

scrabface · #6 01-31-2011, 07:14 PM

you guys are no help...

Leto · #7 01-31-2011, 09:50 PM

every forum needs a thread like this, i submit that we sticky it for future reference to avoid future single "what makes you jizz?" threads.

my only advice is to accept this state of being:

and then wait for it to be taken away from you.

Mr. Bungle · #8 01-31-2011, 09:51 PM

We need a thread like "whinging in a sleeping bag" thread here, too.

Phylum · #9 01-31-2011, 09:54 PM

Stare at her with your mouth open.

Ridg3 · #10 02-01-2011, 07:44 AM

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Just be an asshole, and things will be fine

Girls love assholes....

Or is that guys? hms...

Only the admin team of OWF.

Beat her continuously until she realizes that that's about the most/best attention she's gonna get from anyone.

Dixanadu · #11 02-01-2011, 08:16 AM

Rape her violently.

Mac Sirloin · #12 02-01-2011, 08:17 AM

Beavis and Butthead are excellent references. Go and watch them and then go and be acting the same way as them.

Go go go.

STM · #13 02-01-2011, 09:07 AM

You should be nice, girls like nice but only if your cute, girls like me mainly because of my hair apparently, seriously, grade four on top, three back and sides and girls will swarm simply to feel your hair. For four years I was a socially awkward little prat but now I'm a socially acceptable (just) prat with nice hair which, and I quote:

:

Fit girl who sits next to me in maths: Feels so spikey, I love it, it's like if hedgehogs shaved and their prickles didn't hurt much, just a little bit.

Ooh, if that doesn't work...piss on her tits.

MeechMunchie · #14 02-01-2011, 12:44 PM

This is the best advice you'll get. I watched it happen last time.

Just be yourself. Alternatively, be someone better.

So far as I know, girls do appreciate the time you take to try and make them like you, so seem interested in her.

Be smooth. Become her friend, then spend progressively more time with her until a date is pretty much the only option. Then ask her.

I'm not great with women, but I am a nice person, so that's the best I can do.

Wings of Fire · #15 02-01-2011, 12:58 PM

I always fuck on first dates. Once I fucked and it wasn't even a date.

MA · #16 02-01-2011, 01:10 PM

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You should be nice, girls like nice but only if your cute, girls like me mainly because of my hair apparently, seriously, grade four on top, three back and sides and girls will swarm simply to feel your hair.

hello Barry White.

i don't have any advice, although i find it odd you're asking here of all places. my ex was the one that made all the moves, because i was absolutely terrible with talking to girls i fancied. i still am, but now i have legal beer.

metroixer · #17 02-01-2011, 04:19 PM

Don't stick it in her pooper

that's the wisest thing i can share with you

enchilado · #18 02-01-2011, 06:28 PM

Walk straight up to her face and say, "Hey baby."

Never fails.

T-nex · #19 02-01-2011, 07:42 PM

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Don't stick it in her pooper

that's the wisest thing i can share with you

What? Have you been living under a rock?

Sticking it in the pooper is the absolute number one turn on for any female

Specially if you did it 'by accident'

She'll love you.

Wings of Fire · #20 02-01-2011, 08:18 PM

I accidently stuck it into my girlfriend's pooper once, she was quite good about it. Even redirected me.

Phylum · #21 02-01-2011, 09:42 PM

Take her into the woods.

Ridg3 · #22 02-02-2011, 12:26 AM

Put your finger where the pee-pee comes out.

Dixanadu · #23 02-02-2011, 07:21 AM

If you can even get your finger up there.

scrabface · #24 02-02-2011, 07:24 AM

up? where does your pee come out?

Dixanadu · #25 02-02-2011, 07:27 AM

Pull back your foreskin for more information.

STM · #26 02-02-2011, 07:51 AM

Eww, I couldn't do that, it would kill all the fungus that is light sensitive isn't it.

Wings of Fire · #27 02-02-2011, 09:06 AM

What the fuck?

STM · #28 02-02-2011, 09:27 AM

years of cultivation baby!

Sekto Springs · #29 02-02-2011, 10:54 AM

Smegtrapman.

ziggy · #30 02-02-2011, 11:50 AM

Urethral stimulation mmmmmmmmmm.

Make sure to not get adhesion. I didn't pull back my foreskin for a long time when I was young and I temporarily got it stuck on my weener.