Those wacky Americans and Brits

[Ridg3]

MOD EDIT: Split off from another thread here.

I've changed my mind on who's the greatest person ever....let me introduce...Barry "The Blender" Henderson.


edit: looks like shaman :P

[OANST]

That's possibly the most vile accent that I've ever heard.

[Ridg3]

You clearly never heard the Americ...wait doesn't matter.

[MA]

You clearly never heard the Americ...wait doesn't matter.

well, the wait does matter when you ordered your fucking food half an hour ago.

always late. late in WW1, late in WW2, late with your bastard meal. bloody yanks.
this is totally in jest. feel free to rip the piss out of English stereotypes, too.

[MeechMunchie]

They'll probably just get the French or the Canadians to deliver it for them.

[Gwan-Thwei]

YES THE AMERICANS WERE LATE BUT WE ALL KICKED YOUR FUCKING ASSES!
and I would rip the shit out of english steriotypes, but I don't know....wait YOU"RE ENGLISH?

[OddjobAbe]

You also commercialised everything and tried to crush any system that wasn't more or less identical to your own. Three cheers for America.
As for us British, we have crumpets, bowler hats, grahnd piahnos, onvelopes, garahjes and tea parties on our lawns. We're the pinnacle of greatness.

[Josh]

You forgot yellow teeth. Fuck the toothbrush!

[MeechMunchie]

And monocles, top hats, scones, fob watches, steam trains and a laughably powerless royal family.

Oh, and it's garredge.

[OddjobAbe]

I suspect you're joking, but I'd like to clear it up and make it clear that I pronounce "garage" and "garridge". Also, "envelope" and "mam".

[MeechMunchie]

I've never heard garahj said by anyone other than an American.

[OddjobAbe]

I get it all the time from middle-class tits. Gets on my nerves.

[MeechMunchie]

I'm middle class but I aint no tit.

[OddjobAbe]

Oh, I wasn't referring to the middle class in general, though it may have sounded like that. There is this specific middle-class family. We (my family) fucking hate them, always have done. They're hypocrites and swines.

[Wings of Fire]

I say garahj, and I'm on the lower rungs of the social ladder.

[OddjobAbe]

Must be a region thing then. It still gets on my nerves.

[MeechMunchie]

You're Scottish. You don't count. Ridiculous, next thing you'll want to vote.

EDIT: Shit, OJA's fast in that Zimmer frame.

[OddjobAbe]

I'll give you zimmer frame, you peasant! Just wait until I get my breath.

[MeechMunchie]

'Hey you darn hooligan! Get off my lawn!' would have been funnier.

To be honest, I don't think 39's old. At all, really. But comedy fodder is comedy fodder.

[OddjobAbe]

Precisely. It's nice to have a good laugh.

[Gwan-Thwei]

God, this is so funny.
OH! Hers a question for you Oddjob, if the Queen isn't involved in politics in any way, then why do you still have her around?

[Ridg3]

Cause she's German and we don't want to risk another World War.

[Gwan-Thwei]

HAW HAW HAW HAW!
But how can she command anyone around if she has no real power?

[OddjobAbe]

She's just there for the novelty. She does fuck all really. Takes but doesn't really give. The Royal Family are pretty much just leeches.

[Gwan-Thwei]

that's what I though. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....
but anyway to get back on topic before we get yelled at or something, here's a link to an online read for ma favrite persun http://books.google.com/books?id=KOW...bnail#PPT78,M1

[MA]

fucking kraut granny on the throne.

we need a king again. hopefully someone could finish off the queen without using a starting pistol.

[Ridg3]

If only the person who broke into her bedroom just didn't "sit" on the bed...like fuck he sat on the bed, he SHAGGED the Queen and the newspapers are to afraid to print it 'case they be hung drawn and quatered.

[shaman]

I Think i'm a little more elegant than him.

[MeechMunchie]

I want all of the Royal family to die so we get someone really random as monarch.

[OANST]

Did you know that British people suck dick? It's true. I've seen videos.