I keep socks. They generally behave well, but sometimes they do a runner, or develop a hole as a ploy to get out, so they're a bit of a nuisance. One of them developed brucellosis, and another species developed myxomatosis, but disease is minimal in my drawer it is quite easy to interpret that as innuendo.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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