The Quote Thread

Wings of Fire · #1 01-15-2010, 01:36 PM

I expect Alcar's ban on this has expired after two years, I'll start off with a couple of my all-time favourites.

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Fine phrases are the last resource of those who have ran out of arguments.

Something my brother and even some members here might profit from.

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In 1995, then-Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey famously referred to Frank as "Barney Fag" in a press interview. Armey apologized and said it was "a slip of the tongue". Frank did not accept Armey's explanation, saying "I turned to my own expert, my mother, who reports that in 59 years of marriage, no one ever introduced her as Elsie Fag."

Barney Frank <3<3

And my all time favourite:

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Thou shalt is the name of the Great Dragon, but the spirit of the Lion says 'I will'.

Gogogo.

OANST · #2 01-15-2010, 01:59 PM

My bowels hurt.

Wings of Fire · #3 01-15-2010, 02:04 PM

OANST · #4 01-15-2010, 02:05 PM

I'm sick of sixteen year olds, I want an older partner next time

Pilot · #5 01-15-2010, 02:05 PM

I want some taquitos.

Sekto Springs · #6 01-15-2010, 02:05 PM

Your bowels have been hurting for some time now. What in god's name did you eat?

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Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

One of my faves (and not just because of the obvious gay allegory).

Sabre-Toothed Lime · #7 01-15-2010, 04:01 PM

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"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman!"

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

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"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

- Paris Hilton

A couple of quotes that always, at leat, make me smile.

Strike Witch · #8 01-15-2010, 04:21 PM

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Let's rock, baby!

-Bayonetta. Notable because two seconds before she said it I said it to myself.

used:) · #9 01-15-2010, 04:25 PM

"An instrumentalist sees a bottle as a bottle. A musician sees a bottle as an instrument."
-My friend Ernesto, one of the best, young Fagot-players in Lima

***Nate*** · #10 01-15-2010, 04:27 PM

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(12:20:00) Nate: OANST's response to Cammy in the 'What Are You Reading?' thread
(12:20:01) Nate: <3
(12:20:42) WoF: He's a bully!
(12:20:49) Nate: Yes
(12:20:52) Nate: I should ban him
(12:21:20) Nate: Then OANST will be happy because he'll be gone and there will no more unnecessary question marks
(12:21:33) WoF: Ban Cammy?
(12:21:52) WoF: That's like shitting on a baby deer
(12:22:16) Nate: I know a guy who's in to that sort of thing
(12:22:38) WoF: I think we shouldn't pursue this line of conversation any further
(12:22:46) Nate: You may be right

From MSN.

Sekto Springs · #11 01-15-2010, 04:30 PM

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one of the best, young Bassoon-players in Lima

Fixed.
NO SHOCK VALUE FOR YOU.

used:) · #12 01-15-2010, 04:31 PM

You spoiled the surprise.

Sekto Springs · #13 01-15-2010, 04:32 PM

It's what I do.

Josh · #14 01-16-2010, 02:23 AM

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Middle class white boys can't be gangsta'. They can however, be pricks

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BAH! Get me a spoon, i'll gag myself

I'm really a sarcastic person outside of here. Shocking.

Kareel · #15 01-16-2010, 02:28 AM

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I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Sen. Ted Stevens.

Crashpunk · #16 01-16-2010, 02:39 AM

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And now for somthing completey diffrent...

Monty python

abe is now! · #17 01-16-2010, 04:44 AM

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There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

Billie Joe Armstrong

OANST · #18 01-16-2010, 07:19 AM

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Mathew says:
I don't believe you
Mathew says:
pedophile
Teh Joe says:
I only want older men now
Teh Joe says:
I wonder if Nate's free
Mathew says:
I'm going to tell him that you refer to him as an older man

WoF wants to break free of his inclinations.

Mac Sirloin · #19 01-16-2010, 11:44 AM

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"I can't discuss lesbians now, I've got this nuclear power plant pictured in my head and it's pretty awesome."

-Myself, after my friend Jordan said. "Nuclear Power Plant...LESBIAN POWER PLANT?"

Hazel-Rah · #20 01-16-2010, 11:47 AM

Rorschach's joke!

"Man goes to doctor says he's depressed, etc..." - Rorschach (O:3

Mac Sirloin · #21 01-16-2010, 12:16 PM

Oh, and of course:

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You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.

Wings of Fire · #22 01-16-2010, 12:34 PM

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Rorschach's joke!

"Man goes to doctor says he's depressed, etc..." - Rorschach (O:3

You mean this? This version is far superior to the movie version, and it's definitely my favourite Rorscharch quote.

Mac Sirloin · #23 01-16-2010, 12:40 PM

The emotion comic is pretty cool but the guy does the voices for everyone, so most of the female characters sound silly.

Strike Witch · #24 01-17-2010, 03:25 AM

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Oh, and of course:

Didn't Leonard Nimoy also rip the shit out of his role as Galvatron?

MeechMunchie · #25 01-17-2010, 05:51 AM

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

and

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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

Agent Smith, The Matrix

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Congratulations, Geoff. It's a... squid.

Agent K, Men In Black

Ridg3 · #26 01-17-2010, 06:50 AM

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I laughed. How about you guys?

I did some digging, and this has been going for some time.

MA · #27 01-17-2010, 07:13 AM

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What? Tell me what you mean, for fuck sake, I'm not psychopathic.

obviously he meant psychic.

Wings of Fire · #28 01-17-2010, 07:15 AM

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I did some digging, and this has been going for some time.

You misunderstand the purpose of this thread, along with Nate and OANST who do understand but are just being doodoo heads for the hell of it.

shaman · #29 01-17-2010, 08:36 AM

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Hey you! Yes, you! The one who's away with the faries!

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Everything in that general direction must die!

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Yeah, don't complain, You get to go to The Vatican whilst i get to go to Dorset.

Stay tuned.

Mac Sirloin · #30 01-17-2010, 09:59 AM

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News Flash: It's not my job to pay you in bills and toonies. You can enjoy your bag of pennies.

I helped my friend pay for that Anime Princess DS game the other day which he refused to just accept my change and buy himself, so I had to look silly buying a little baby game at 9:30 at night. He said he'd pay me back and later gave me a big bag of Nickels, Dimes and Pennies to pay me back that didn't actually have all enough money. I left him a note telling him he owes me more and that he is, in fact, Shitler.

When I went to see The Strangers in theatres some tremendous thunderdouche said "Sawed Off? That'll do some damage!" when the main character grabbed a hunting shotgun that wasn't sawed off at all. I feel like I've told this story before.