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11-27-2009, 04:50 PM
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Really? No talk about sex? We need a dedicated sex discussion here people, especially in these boring times!

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Today's kickoff question: what age was the youngest person you ever had sex with and what was the age difference at that time? If both answers are around 10 - 14 I would recommend not posting...

As for me: youngest was 15, with an age difference of 4 years.
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11-27-2009, 04:52 PM
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0-1 year difference.
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Havoc made a thread about sex.
Everybody run.

I don't feel like sharing my sex life, even though I'm sure WoF would love me to. Anyone who talks to me semi-regularly on messenger already knows every intimate sexual detail about me, anyway.


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I was under the impression I made 90% of all sex related topics in this place? Why are you still surprised?
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11-27-2009, 04:57 PM
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I'm not surprised at all actually. It's just it doesn't hold a candle to your other record.
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11-27-2009, 05:01 PM
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YEa.. Only figures Havoc would make a sex thread :P

Oh well... At least it will get more hits on google now Although I fear people will now sign up only to discuss this topic. Because we give a fuck!


Anyway, I was a good little virgin. Or rather... The interest in this subject only came late in life.
First time was when I was 18(ooh!) and the difference of age was 2 years!!
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11-27-2009, 05:02 PM
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It's just it doesn't hold a candle to your other record.
Well no, it doesn't. But then again, hardly anything does.
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11-27-2009, 05:12 PM
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He better make an appearance...
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First time was when I was 18(ooh!) and the difference of age was 2 years!!
I remember it well.
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11-27-2009, 05:23 PM
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I remember it well.
I thought you didn't wanna post your sexlife on the forum! Hypocrit!
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11-27-2009, 05:35 PM
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17 when she first shacked up with me, and there was zero age difference.
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11-27-2009, 05:52 PM
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sex is a topic that really interests me, for knowledge/curiosity reasons. it's a topic of discussion i'd like to be not so hush, and the way it's discussed today isn't the right way at all either [a)bragging, b)"i really don't want to know this"]. i do however love how in our funny little societies how much sacred importance is placed upon one's own genitals, like a holy in/accessable spot.

i'd love for people to be able to talk openly about their sexualities (except you abe69) in everyday situations, like it weren't taboo.
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11-27-2009, 06:09 PM
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sex is a topic that really interests me, for knowledge/curiosity reasons. it's a topic of discussion i'd like to be not so hush, and the way it's discussed today isn't the right way at all either [a)bragging, b)"i really don't want to know this"]. i do however love how in our funny little societies how much sacred importance is placed upon one's own genitals, like a holy in/accessable spot.

I'd love for people to be able to talk openly about their sexualities (except you abe69) in everyday situations, like it weren't taboo.
I agree fully about this

I really don't care much for sexuality... Not in the way that society does... Society sees it as this evil, big thing that should be kept away from the ears of the public... Lets just say some people look at me weird when I talk... Because I tend to be too open.

But I like being able to be open about sex. It's natural... It's just there.
Maybe It's so easy for me to talk about it though, because it doesn't mean much to me. I was always more into the mental aspect, rather than in the flesh. Masturbation, fucking and all that leaves me dry and bored(with a few exceptions).
I even tried those so called toys that so many girls scream about. >_< Dunno may just be me, being a freak of nature. But for me it's all in the head.

Anyway. I think talking about one's sexuality is healthy. It's healthy to be able to admit to the public of who you are... It's healthy not to hide yourself, or be ashamed of yourself. But many people just feel bad about admitting their own sexuality. I say... Poor them. But at some point they might realize the benefit in being more easygoing about it

Anyway sorry about being so talkative tonight Sort of high on sugar and tiredness(Never a good combination for me).
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Oh, I love sex and I love talking about it. I'm not hush about it because I think of sex as a social taboo. It's more a matter of me not not enjoying talking about myself.
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11-27-2009, 06:21 PM
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I was 18, there was a two and a half year difference.

I remember making some posts about it, I remember Havoc making like said posts had caused him to heave and I remember getting congratulated by people I'd never met for it.

I'm so sad.
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i hate talking about myself too, but i'm not saying i wish society would accept me talking about having it off (luls). just, that it'd be lovely if everyone could just talk about it normally, without at all being insincere.

we all loved hearing about your experience wof, lol. it secured most of our homosexual staff even further into their sexuality.
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My mom has openly talked to me about sex since I was little.

AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN.
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My parents never usually talked to me about sex... Actually they were quite hush about it, and told me and my sister that boys only have one thing on their mind(which is often true).
But a few months ago(maybe a year), my mom randomly decided to talk about her and her BF's escapades. How gorgeous of a lifestyle they had, and how he made her squirt for the first time, and... yea... And proceeded to show me porn about it to *illustrate* it.

I... Well.. I guess I didn't mind that much. it was interesting to hear. But it still left me with this weird... .. really weird feeling.
But I figured it's ok. Her bf makes a lot of sexual jokes, so I'm used to it. Although sometimes it gets really repetitive and cliché, and I'm like
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Gabe: two and two together... it's not like you couldn't have had it by now. i imagine if my mother engaged conversation regularly with me about her vagina i'd be far less inclined to foray full force into yonic shores.
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Probably a lot. You can't blame people if this stuff arouses their interest. It is actually a interesting topic.

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I really don't care much for sexuality... Not in the way that society does... Society sees it as this evil, big thing that should be kept away from the ears of the public... Lets just say some people look at me weird when I talk... Because I tend to be too open.
Thats mostly because society makes into an evil thing, especialy when all you hear about is rape and what not. You can't help but think of it that way.

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Anyway. I think talking about one's sexuality is healthy. It's healthy to be able to admit to the public of who you are... It's healthy not to hide yourself, or be ashamed of yourself. But many people just feel bad about admitting their own sexuality. I say... Poor them. But at some point they might realize the benefit in being more easygoing about it
I can agree with this. Too bad you really can't share this kind of talk with anybody.
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Today's kickoff question: what age was the youngest person you ever had sex with and what was the age difference at that time? If both answers are around 10 - 14 I would recommend not posting...

As for me: youngest was 15, with an age difference of 4 years.
Ugh. The above quote really grossed me out.
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Ugh. The above quote really grossed me out.
She was 11.
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I bet they were in fursuits too.

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Maybe she was 19?

I only came here to say that. Haven't got a love life to share.
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any guesses on the amount of pages this will have?
Anyway guesses of how many more noncontributing posts this guy will have?

Seriously. That's wasn't even funny or anything


Aaanyway... I'm choosing to believe that Havoc's first was 19. Otherwise it's just plain wrong... and sad x_X
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Maybe she was 19?

I only came here to say that. Haven't got a love life to share.
I was 19.
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Fucking Dutch.
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