Ouch... I feel sorry for her, but really. Do the parent's have some kind of regulation on food?
Mother: "Okay, remember hon, only half of your body weight in food tonight."
Child: "Okay ma'!" *scoot scoot scoot*
I still feel sorry for her, although it was a bit funny. Heh, heh. Whoops. Was that out loud? Crap. I'm getting a strict chastisement now.