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  #1  
10-23-2011, 01:51 AM
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NZ HAS DONE IT!

New Zealand has won the rugby world cup, 8-7, against France! I AM SO BLOODY STOKED!
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10-23-2011, 02:00 AM
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celebratory sheep-fucking across the continent.
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10-23-2011, 02:02 AM
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celebratory sheep-fucking across the continent.
Quite. Those sheep won't know what hit them.
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10-23-2011, 02:41 AM
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Since when was New Zealand stereotyped for having sex with sheep?

I thought it was Wales?
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10-23-2011, 02:47 AM
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Wales, NZ, it's all the same you sheepbangers.
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10-23-2011, 02:51 AM
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Australia seems to have that problem too.
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10-23-2011, 02:53 AM
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I generally find that most of the world say Australians fuck sheep, then Australian say it about New Zealand.
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10-23-2011, 02:57 AM
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I like to fondle sheep teats.
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10-23-2011, 03:43 AM
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I bet you say that to all the girls.
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10-23-2011, 04:09 AM
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I bet you say that to all the sheep.

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10-23-2011, 05:35 AM
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I have a theory that every country in the world has another country about which they make sheep-fucking jokes and mock their accent. England has Wales, USA has Canada, Australia has New Zealand, and South Africa has Australia.
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10-23-2011, 08:07 AM
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It's like how we all used to call syphilis The [Country you have a history of conflict with] Disease.

The English called it The French Disease, the French called it The German Disease, the Germans called it The Dutch Disease, the Spanish called it the Portuguese Disease etc.

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10-23-2011, 03:28 PM
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The French were defeated again.

I assumed they'd throw in the towel right after the first whistle.
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10-23-2011, 11:07 PM
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I still like the term we describe the kiwi at our school as.
'Sheep Shagger'. Just sounds better. I also like Ram Rooter.

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There are a large number of (mainly crude) sheep jokes. As befitting the trans-Tasman rivalry, Australians tell said jokes about New Zealanders, and New Zealanders tell them about Australians. The English on the other hand reserve sheep jokes for Welsh.

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10-24-2011, 05:41 AM
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What about Derby? Aren't they Sheep Fuckers too?
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10-25-2011, 11:32 AM
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Why waste time with sheep? Horse is where it's at.
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10-26-2011, 01:08 AM
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I prefer komodo dragons.

I don't let them lube me for obvious reasons.
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10-26-2011, 01:10 AM
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Should I be scared?
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Of course not. It's only zoophillia.
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Oh well in that case...
I've got nothing to say.
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I like to wrestle with crocodiles!

They struggle because they don't want to lose their ass virginity to me.
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Canadian Sheep fuckers. And their maple syrup lube...
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