The Versus Thread

[Mac the Janitor]

Ok, so this is the versus thread.

Here's how this game works. I do a versus question, and the next person says which would win, given the question. Then that person does a versus question, and it goes on and on. So I'll start...


Who would win in a bar fight:

Cookie Monster or Bert?

[Sekto Springs]

Cookie Monster. He kicks ass!

Freddy or Chucky (say Freddy or die)

[oddguy]

Freddy...Chuck is a stupid doll.

Who would win in a hair pulling contest?

ferill or hobo?

[Dave]

Hobo. He's just that awesome.

Who could bake a better pumpkin pie, Kermit the Frog or Fozzie the Bear?

[Majic]

Kermit the Frong.

Who's cooler? Mr. T, former pro wrestler, bodyguard, and member of the A Team? Or Terry Tate, the kick ass office linebacker? http://www.terrytate.reebok.com/

[Dave]

Mr. T. NO question.

Who's the best, Pete from Office Space, or his boss?

[Hobo]

his boss because I don't know.

What's better Looks or personality?

[Mac the Janitor]

Personality, because if you get a hot one with a suck personality, you can't stand her and the novelty wears off.

Who is sexier:

Me or Majic?

[Hobo]

Majic, otherwise he'll hurt me.

In a fight who would win?

A pirate or a caveman

[spike 247]

A caveman, simply because they're brutish.

Who would win in a gun fight

M.C or Monkey

[Hobo]

Monkeh obviously

Who is more attractive:

Kiera Knightly or Johnny Depp?

[GrigtheSlig]

A mix of the two would be nice, but i'd say:

Johnny Depp cause he's so sexy!

Who would win in a bar fight:

Captain Kirk or Simon Cowell?

[Statikk HDM]

Captain Kirk would smack the shiznit out of him or blow him away with his phaser. I suggest that Kirk sets the laser to "Kill in an excrutiatingly painful and humiliating manner."Sammy Haggar Vs. David Lee Roth in a Chicago streetfight.

[Mac the Janitor]

Sammy Haggar by far.

Who would you rather punch in the face:

George W. Bush or Jar Jar Binks?

[Sekto Springs]

Bush. Jar jar is naturally stupid. Bush just acts stupid.

Who would win in a game of gay chicken?

Britney or Pamela

[Statikk HDM]

Pamela fo' shizzle.
Land Shark vs. Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon on uppers.

[ANN NEELY]

Land Shark, for sure.

Who would win?!?
Pikachu Vs. Abe Lincoln

[Dave]

Abe Lincoln. He'd pull out a revolver and shoot the thing.

Okay, it's pistols at high noon! Take ten steps, turn, and fire!
Who would win? Donald Duck or Daffy Duck?

[Mac the Janitor]

Psh, Donald most definitely.

Who would win in a battle of wits:

Student Council or The Recycling Club?

[Hobo]

Student Council all the way.

Ok:

Microsoft vs. Sony.

[spike 247]

Microsoft by default.

Who's more funny:

Ronald McDonald or A sack of potatoes?

[Xavier]

A sack of potatoes...


who is the most dangerous?
a toaster or a hot cofee?

[Hobo]

Coffee, if you've ever seen Ronin, you'll know what I mean.

Godfather Part One or Godfather Part Two

[Fez]

Part two.

XM-8 or G36?

[Abe's son]

.....Feril what the **** are you on...

XM-8 .... its got an X.

Jesus Christ or Bruce Campbell (Army Of Darkness)

[Majic]

Bruce Campbell. Walking on water doesn't help you mow down hordes of undead.

Cans or bottles?

[Mac the Janitor]

Bottles, cos you can smash them on stuff western stylee...

Who would you rather give a sponge bath:

Gollum or the rotten old lady from The Shining?

[oddguy]

That depends. Does that shining lady have the one ring? If so, Gollum would win.

Ok, Cats or Armadillos...which animal is cooler?

-oddguy

[Majic]

Cats, totally.

No ice cream ever again or no cookies?

[oddguy]

Well, I've never heard of a "cookie headache," so no more ice-cream for me.

If you had only these two choices below for living conditions to suffer the rest of your life, which would you prefer?

-Extremely Cold forever?
or
-Extermely Hot forever?

-oddguy

-oddguy