Kastere's practical problems

[Mac Sirloin]

Give me a gripe/issue and I'll totally not copy it into a new thread.

Go.

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Your name is Simon Clair and you look Hawaiian rather...

[Leto]

Smegma is sticky and hard to clean

[Nemo]

Jesus Christ, my middle testicle just exploded.

[mudling]

Ok, well, I'm going to take this seriously:
I'm going for prefect, my way of proving something to myself and all that crap, and have a week or so to amass votes, well, more the teacher's votes, as theres is what counts, but I guess if I got enough students it would still help, problem is, I have a bit of opposition and everyone's leaning towards the suck ups, and those that think it is their God given entiltement,
what should I do?

Well, I'd thought I'd present a situation which isn't emo, and realy doesn't matter much if I screw it up.

[OddjobAbe]

I have no friends, and Emily's drank the last little bit in the bottle (I wanted to finish that martini). What should I do?

[Strike Witch]

Does anyone on this forum still love me? *sniff*