Bullies

[Mudokon_Master]

Have you ever been bullied or had any bad experiences with bullies?
Today made me realise how much it effects people. Some cunt also stabbed me in the leg and stole my iPod. Then his big brother gave me concussion and ripped my ear ring out.

[enchilado]

I've never been bullied and I've never had bad experiences with bullies, but I've done my fair share of bullying.

[Daxter King]

Holy shit dude, the cops really need to be called if all of that occurred.

Also, am I the only one that read concussion as circumcision at first?

[enchilado]

Wait; he actually got stabbed in the leg?

[Mudokon_Master]

Yeah, he came back from woodshop with a sharpened piece of wood. (This happened at school).
And I don't want to go to the cops.

[Daxter King]

Well, if that's the case, I hear bullies aren't so tough after being molested.

[Mudokon_Master]

I don't understand.

[Dynamithix]

That's some messed up shit. No really, you should get the police involved.

Well, actually, I'm not sure, then the bullying could continue. That's a weird situation.

[Mudokon_Master]

I know ... I'm kinda worried about it because this is how it all started:
I was lying down in the sun (It's winter here)
The cunt called my best friend's sister (also a good friend of mine) a prostitute.
In return I yelled out, "Your mum's a prostitute.
Unwise, as what I received afterwards was a kick to the head.

[Mac Sirloin]

Yeah, you're going to want to go ahead and get someone with authority to take a look at this. Cops or not, people need to be set in line.

I was bullied throughout elementary/highschool, but I always got back at them pretty good. Elementary school basically involved pulling so much Class-Trash on my poverse, smelly harasser that he just broke down one day. Completely worth it. In High School I threw eggs at a particularly mouthy piece of work in my grade, and later we targeted his house. I hit his car with a raw chicken.

I get the impression I've posted those before, but yeah I've got a million stories like that. Want to lose/get back at a bully? Talk to me.

Oh, and I've done a fair share of bullying. Usually to keep my friends from doing stupid things, though.

[Mudokon_Master]

I don't know why I didn't think of throwing a chicken at his car. Haha

[Daxter King]

Another good one is get a jug of milk, and just let it settle for about a month, once it stinks enough, pour it over his car. Even better if it is a cold night and the milk freezes on it, it will reek for a long while after that. You can also pour a bit of the milk out and piss in it to add to the mix.

[Mudokon_Master]

We're not old enough to have cars. I could do it in his school bag instead. Awhh yeah!

[enchilado]

How big was the piece of wood? How far did it go in? Was it dirty? Did it leave behind any splinters?

[Mudokon_Master]

It was about a foot long, it just went in enough to make me bleed, so probably 0.5-1cm, it was dirty, and it didn't leave any splinters. And no, I don't think it was treated pine.

[JennyGenesis]

[moxco]

When you say he ripped your ear ring out do you mean through the lobe?

[Mudokon_Master]

Yeah. It hurts.

[JennyGenesis]

You have my sympathy
But you must get it sorted!

[Phylum]

Bullies are fucking tough to deal with. I've never been bullied. I'm too likeable. Seriously.

I don't actually know anyone that's a serious bully at my school. The only kids that try to bully other kids are annoying little shits that get their faces smashed in or, in one memorable instance, placed in a cage protecting a young tree that he was incapable of getting out of.

My school's a laughing stock for lacking regular fights and bullies.

All I can say is that you need to do something. Also, be careful you don't get an infected leg. That would be bad.

[Jordan]

Shit that's really bad. You need to tell someone who is able to sort it out.

I think I got the usual amount of bullying that most people got. There were a few shits in my year who dished it out to a lot of people, so I wouldn't say I got special treatment or anything.

[Manco]

That's not bullying, that's armed assault.

And theft.

[Mudokon_Master]

True.

[Ridg3]

I got bullied. Harshly. For the entirety of my school years, barring my final year when confidence arose from nowhere and I was not only able to take what they said on the chin, but dish it back even more harshly and more personally. Trust me, you cannot set limits whenever dealing with wankers like that.

Only once have I ever been in a scuffle involved with my bullies.

[JennyGenesis]

Some idiot I had the misfourtune of going to school with, everybody hates him, the other day I was out on a walk and he comes up to me on his bike making homophobic comments about me. I called him a twat and walked away. I told some friends about it and it turns out the idiot gets bullied a lot in college

What does around comes around I guess.

There's also some stuff going around about him about his lacking performance in the bedroom department..................

[Alcar]

Go to the police. Now.

The longer you wait the easier it is to form a defence against your allegations.

Alcar...

[moxco]

If he tore through your earlobe this is way beyond any experiences I've had with bulling, he could be charged with assault - go to the police.

[JennyGenesis]

Makes me feel lucky that I have only ever had verbal abuse.

[Jordan]

Jenny he most likely has issues with his own sexuality. I think if someone has that big of a problem then they're not that comfortable with themselves.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Go to the police. Now.

The longer you wait the easier it is to form a defence against your allegations.

Alcar...

This.

I was bullied a lot until my second year of high school. I didn't really get much of it during my first year, but because of my previous years of bullying and abuse I completely isolated myself and refused to talk to anyone.

The reason for people targeting me was the fact that I was small. Underweight, and about a half-foot under the average height for my age. But during the summer in between my first and second year of high school, nature finally kicked in, and I grew up and out. All of the sudden I was taller than most of my peers, and...Wider. So I beat up a lot people who had spent years making me miserable.

This gave me a lot of confidence, and by the middle of my second year I was well known and could hang out with just about anyone, but had a close-knit group of friends as well.


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If he didn't have some stupid wooden sword, and you weren't laying down, could you have roughed him up? I'm usually hesitant to suggest beating a person up, but since trying to best him with words is what got you kicked and stabbed in the first place, maybe next time you should just break his nose.

A few tips:

If you're going to hit someone, always go for the nose. It's surprisingly easy to break, and usually when it breaks, it bleeds. And when you make someone bleed, they freak out. They stop. And since they're just going to stand there staring at their blood for a few seconds, slap them in the ears [one with each hand] as hard as you can. Not only will the sound be nearly deafening, but if you do it hard enough you'll fuck up his equilibrium and be able to knock him down quite easily. Then you can just walk away. Or continue. Your call.