The Neverending Story

OANST · #1 11-30-2005, 06:17 AM

Ladies and Gentleman, I just couldn't help myself. I've brought it back. Finish the last persons sentence and then write a fragment of a new sentence for someone else to finish.

In the beginning there was rice. And God saw that the rice was.......

***Nate*** · #2 11-30-2005, 09:14 AM

... a prop in the most irritating thread ever created or revived.

When the forumers saw what Old and Not So Tasty had done, they...

OANST · #3 11-30-2005, 09:20 AM

...hurt old and not so tasty's feelings and made him cry. This made the penguins scream in their....

Rex Tirano · #4 11-30-2005, 09:22 AM

... Swimsuits. Latex swimsuits. My Rich loves his, he won't go anywhere not wearing...

- Rexy

OANST · #5 11-30-2005, 09:23 AM

...his cock ring. He likes the way it feels when the children...

Rex Tirano · #6 11-30-2005, 09:29 AM

... Dance in the moonlight. Everybodys feeling warm and bright, its such a fine and natural sight when...

Fuzzle Guy · #7 11-30-2005, 09:31 AM

...kill innocent people. The innocent people came back as ghosts and haunted...

The Dark Mudokon · #8 11-30-2005, 10:20 AM

...old men talking about sex after seeing...

Rex Tirano · #9 11-30-2005, 10:30 AM

... Ambi and me, we are now married. ...

- Rexy

The Dark Mudokon · #10 11-30-2005, 10:50 AM

...married by a glukkon priest who...

OANST · #11 11-30-2005, 11:01 AM

...called you a turd smoker. This angered the congregation and they rose up to...

The Dark Mudokon · #12 11-30-2005, 11:03 AM

...to the electric chair,only to make him go down to...

OANST · #13 11-30-2005, 11:05 AM

...the ankle and foot store. There was a plethora of....

The Dark Mudokon · #14 11-30-2005, 11:15 AM

...slig junkies who were smiking pot.One of them said...

OANST · #15 11-30-2005, 11:33 AM

..."whodat? Whodat sittin' in my chair?" The figure in the chair began to....

Kimon · #16 11-30-2005, 11:48 AM

...be me. I says, "HOWDY DAUDY YOUZ GUYS!" Then I was all...

OANST · #17 11-30-2005, 12:02 PM

...dead. Complety dead. After your corpse had been thoroughly raped we all...

metroixer · #18 11-30-2005, 12:29 PM

..Screamed bloody murder for the whole night until morning. Then we all....

xx_xx_0dd · #19 11-30-2005, 01:01 PM

....Jumped up and hit our heads on......

metroixer · #20 11-30-2005, 01:04 PM

...buttcracks. The buttcracks suck us in and.... (Mental eh? Also I thought this would be about the movie Never Ending Story...)

OANST · #21 11-30-2005, 01:06 PM

...eat forty tacos. After a good, sloppy dump they all....

Rex Tirano · #22 11-30-2005, 01:20 PM

... Waved farewell. He sobbed, and stared deeply into the moose's eyes, swore his eternal love for her, and set off into the sunset. Silently wishing that he hadn't left the...

- Rexy

metroixer · #23 11-30-2005, 01:22 PM

...hot dog in the ocean. We know.....

used:) · #24 11-30-2005, 01:30 PM

...now of course he was Evil Lincoln back form the dead, who just got back from...

OANST · #25 11-30-2005, 01:40 PM

...an all night rave. He partied his ass off until...

metroixer · #26 11-30-2005, 01:47 PM

....A fat woman fell on her. He got pissed and...

OANST · #27 11-30-2005, 01:50 PM

...you know what happens when Lincoln gets pissed. Everybody gets...

metroixer · #28 11-30-2005, 02:10 PM

...A dancing bannana and sing peanut butter and jelly! After a while....

xx_xx_0dd · #29 11-30-2005, 02:14 PM

........Some oranges came in and ripped up all the............

metroixer · #30 11-30-2005, 02:17 PM

...Bannanas and raped them. When they were done....