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03-28-2010, 08:39 AM
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Who wants to play with girls?

over Xbox live or over a game of battleships!

Ever wanted to see what women are like playing games but never had the courage to actually find one you know?

Well now you can! For $8ish an hour!

I wish this was a joke

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03-28-2010, 02:31 PM
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I wish I'd thought of this.

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03-28-2010, 02:52 PM
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Yea I saw this.
I don't really know what to think of it. I mean.. Girl gamers really aren't that rare anymore. Why pay for them.
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03-28-2010, 06:04 PM
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If the girls are contractually obligated not to leave for the duration of the hour, I'd pay 8$ to be a horrible, awful person and tell them that they should be ashamed of themselves for actually doing this.
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03-28-2010, 06:48 PM
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I'd put on a high voice and be payed $8 to be a woman.
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I'd do it for free.
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I can already vouch for all womankind in saying that they are useless at 'video games'.

Unless it's WiiKitchen.
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I'd do you for free.
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I could use the money, but I don't think I'd fit the bill. 8D

Still. Getting paid to play video games would be just amazing. Heheh.
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Do the girls have to be actually good at games?
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Actually, the worse they are the more you pay.
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Do the girls have to be actually good at games?
I suspect that any girl who regularly kicks her opponents arse will likely not get many people asking for a second session. And given that they'll probably be given popularity ratings, she'll probably get a negative reputation also.
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I suspect that any girl who regularly kicks her opponents arse will likely not get many people asking for a second session. And given that they'll probably be given popularity ratings, she'll probably get a negative reputation also.
I suspect that any pre-pubescent guy who has just discovered masturbating or someone who has never "been" with someone will give the girl a second try (if she's good looking and they have "access" to their parents credit card)
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It's a good concept in any case. I'm sure there are many guys willing to do this.
I mean, to us it may seem stupid. But so is reality TV. But the people still get rich.
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I wonder how many people have clicked this links going "OMIGOD YESSS! Awww, that's not what I thought it was..."
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I play with girls all the time.
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Yeah but they're underage and disabled.
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Not really. But I expect nothing less from someone who is so godforsaken ugly that a glory hole is his last hope.
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*Ding Ding!* round fucking two!
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Two? You're kidding right?
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Not really. But I expect nothing less from someone who is so godforsaken ugly that a glory hole is his last hope.

You are a pompous douche from Holland who sits in a shitty little gargoyle booth clicking buttons for lighting, claiming it's a difficult job, shitting all over people and desperately trying to justify fucking underage girls.

But that's just the tip of the shit iceberg that is you.

First off:
Nobody here is jealous of you in any way, shape or form; you have a shitty, incredibly lame job. I can do what you do, and considering how much you bitch, I can apparently do it a lot more well, and I haven't even graduated from High School yet. To think that being a Lighting Technician is difficult is easily one of the more pathetic things you've said. Man the fuck up. When I worked with the Electricians we laughed at faggots like you every day. Every single fucking day. It was glorious.

Nothing you say is ever even remotely true or valid. You have diarrhea of the mouth, and that's coming from a guy who says things like "you have diarrhea of the mouth". It would be one thing to accept the ever stacking pile of criticism everyone here has for you, but no, you can't even show a sliver of humility. When we call you out on being such a raging social fuck up (like gleefully admitting you had sex with an underage girl) you can't acknowledge that you can be a gigantic tardbus sometimes, just like the rest of us.

Now, this shit between you and Hobo is obviously a bit more deep seated than I know about, but whereas the shit he says is at the very least valid or correlates to something previous, you just fart out some mean, dickish thing and think you're king of the world. Get the fuck off your high horse. You're a dirty furry with a shitted out moral compass and a truly poor grasp of how socializing works. Kindly get out of my internet forum with your posturing bullshit and do some growing up.


Also, it turns out it costs like 40$ an hour for this service. Sweet Jesus.

EDIT: It wouldn't surprise me if I got infracted for this. Maybe a little ban, but I'm saying what I feel needs to be said (albeit with more 'fuck' and 'diarrhea'). I know I'm a mean bastard.
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Fuck! I could hire a prostitute for that. Almost. If it was a particularly cheap one.
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thing is, he's pretty much summed it up.
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Wow, I don't even have to retort back to Havoc. Thanks Mac Sirloin!
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thing is, he's pretty much summed it up.
I was being facetious.
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No, you were being feacestious.

I really wish that was a word.

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Kastere... dude. Mind your blood pressure or you'll die before you'll get a chance to grow up.
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