I've been invited to a couple of parties, but I've never been a big fan of the Teen party. Turning up, not really talking to people, getting smacked off your tits, having lots of sex with people you've never met before, then waking up in the morning unable to remember all that sex! No, not for me thankyou.
My Dad's off to a party for New Years Eve meaning I have to house to myself, soo I'm having a few close friends round from back at High School, who due to us going our seperate ways, them being too busy with work and me having far too much homework, I haven't really seen much since I started College.
My Dad's already given me the rule book:
- No drugs
- No Smoking in the house
- If anyone throws up, I clean it up
- No shagging in his bed - he's locking his room up just in case
I tried explaining to him that the reason I'm doing this is because I don't want to go to a party like that, but I don't think he bought it. I said there's 2 or three people coming round and he just said "Until someone announces it on facebook and you have 20 thousand people turning up at the door."
So I'm preparing for an evening of just cocking around and having a laugh over a board game. Not like we'll be doing anything else seeing as my Dad locked up his Shag Pad for the night.