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06-27-2011, 08:09 AM
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My life story

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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06-27-2011, 08:33 AM
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06-27-2011, 08:48 AM
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Why? Why take the time to even c and p that?
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06-27-2011, 10:27 AM
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Ummm.... ok X_x
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06-27-2011, 10:36 AM
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I was expecting so much more.
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06-27-2011, 10:52 AM
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How to drill your reputation into the ground on OWF 101.
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06-27-2011, 11:19 AM
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Havoc speaks from experience
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06-27-2011, 12:29 PM
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My reputation here is well established.
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06-27-2011, 12:57 PM
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But you certainly know how to drill it into the ground at times.

It was in jest btw.
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06-27-2011, 01:04 PM
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She must hate you man!
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06-27-2011, 01:57 PM
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She must hate you man!
I hate YOU!

No.. I don't hate anyone. Not even Havoc There was a time though, that if I ever met him in person, I knew I'd go for a kick on his balls. Not anymore though. No.
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06-27-2011, 02:05 PM
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=(

I wouldn't kick anyone here in the balls, never even contemplated it. I'm to nice, those thoughts don't go through my head. Never. Where are my pills?
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06-27-2011, 03:39 PM
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06-27-2011, 04:30 PM
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She must hate you man!
We have a... history. She still loves me though.
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06-27-2011, 05:48 PM
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Oh yea... Id love... to rip out your ass and feed it to you
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06-27-2011, 10:55 PM
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Hey, MS1029. Hope you enjoy being banned.

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