BLISTERZ: You jerk! You broke my favourite rifle.
STRANGER: Never liked guns.
BLISTERZ: Oh, man! Why'd you have to do that? No, no no now look, you don't need to do that-!
***
BLISTERZ: Oh, this sucks.
JAILER: Hey nice going, Stranger. Now go get your Moolah over at the bounty store, eh? Heh.
***
DOC: Welcome back. You'll be happy to see that I've worked up an ingenious approach to your... "little problem."
STRANGER: (growling)
DOC: Right, well, um, well, due to the "unique nature" of this case, the operation is shaping up to be rather complicated.
DOC: Oh, well... give or take a few
grand.
STRANGER: What? I ain't paying that!
DOC: Right. Well, er, sorry to hear that but, er, I got a business to run-
STRANGER: I need this... to
survive.
DOC: Right, well, that could be a problem, couldn't it?
For you.
STRANGER: How the hell am I paying for this?
DOC: You're supposed to be the big, bad-ass bounty hunter. Figure it out!
***
BOUNTY STORE CLERK: Well, that squares us up. There's this other thing you might want to take a peak at, eh.
STRANGER: What's it pay?
CLERK: Well, tell you what. Let's give him a buzz and find out.
SEKTO: Sekto.
CLERK: Hey, er, hello, er, Mister Sekto? This is Buzzarton Bounty Store. I got a bounty hunter hear, and he wants to have a word with you. All righty, hear you go.
SEKTO: Sekto. What's your business?
STRANGER: I hear you're paying out for a steef head.
SEKTO: You're telling me you have a steef head?
STRANGER: Maybe I knows where to find one. For twenty grand.
SEKTO: Better be fresh for twenty grand.
STRANGER: So when I bag one, where do I find you?
SEKTO: Easy. I own the Mongo River. You'll find my office at Sekto Springs Dam. I'm always here.
STRANGER: Well that's good to know.
CASTARAIDER: Yeah what?
SEKTO: It's Sekto.
CASTARAIDER: Sekto! Big boss of the river. What we do for you?
SEKTO: A bounty hunter in Buzzarton says he can bag me a steef head.
CASTARAIDER: There ain't no steef around here!
SEKTO: If there is, he is twenty grand richer. Unless you can get it for yourself.
CASTARAIDER: Bounty hunter in Buzzarton? Hmm. Lock and load boys! We got some hunting to do! Heh heh. Yeah.
***
SHOOTER MINION: Hey! Hey boss! Stranger's coming to!
MINION: Yeah yeah, that's him! That's the one that brought in Blisterz Booty!
STRANGER: (growling)
CASTARAIDER: Well, if it ain't the big bad bounty hunter. So, Stranger, all we need to know is: where's the steef?
STRANGER: (snarls)
OUTLAWS: (laughing)
STRANGER: (whispering) No no no no no!
CASTARAIDER: Hold it! What? Wow! What the-? What you hiding, freak boy? D'oh! Get them pants off!
OUTLAW CUTTER: Is that what I think it is?
CASTARAIDER: It's a God-damn steef! It ain't been... hiding it's legs, got no horns!
STRANGER: (growling)
OUTLAW CUTTER: Ugh! Blisterz Booty bagged by a steef!
OUTLAWS He's a steef! It's a steef! That ain't right!
CASTARAIDER: You think you could be like us? You think you could be normal?
Skin that thing! Twenty grand. Wish they all that easy. What the?
OUTLAW CUTTER: Aaaaaaaargh!
OUTLAW SHOOTER: Ambush!
OUTLAWS: We're in trouble! What's going on here? Get your asses in gear!
STRANGER: So now you know. But you won't live to tell the tale!
***
STRANGER: (Roars)
HELMET GRUBB: What was that?
OTHER GRUBB: Steef!
GRUBB: Steef do kick booty!
GRUBBS: Steef! Steef! Steef! Steef! Steef!
STRANGER: Huh?
GRUBB: Run! The dam's starting to fall!
GRUBBS: Come on! Let's go this way! Hey, you made it! It's been
so long!
STRANGER: Hmm... Huh?
GRUBBS: (gasp) Oh no! It's the old steef!
OLDEN STEEF: (gasping, choking) Is the water free?
STRANGER: Yeah. All free.
OLDEN STEEF: It's free? Free. Free... (dies)
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