AntiChrist..Obama..2012..HALP!

[AnGrY_GreeteR]

Well i was on Youtube and found something cool, you know the beloved chant of people these days "YES WE CAN" ... play it backwards like the infamous led zeppelin song and you can clearly hear "Thank you satan". I hear it, and i dont doubt that Obama if not the next president will be the last one we will have..
I'm prepared to hear your hillarious comments... lol

THANK YOU SATAN


Anywho there is another interesting one ive found.. Oprah Winfrey saying "He is the One". Play it Backwards and u can clearly hear "Now we SEE". See What u might ask? See the end of the world is near.

NOW WE SEE

You can look for yourself on some other ones that are up, its amazing how many reversals people are finding on Obama's speeches. I for one believe the end is near.. The Microchips are soon to be mandatory in all human beings in order to buy or purchase anything. That's the mark of the beast for those who don't know or care to know. So nothing left to do now but to watch and see what goes on in the next years closely. I know i will.

Questions..? Comments..? Sarcasm...? Feel Free!

[Strike Witch]

Really? Wow! Tell me more!

[AnGrY_GreeteR]

Really? Wow! Tell me more!

Now if you meant Obama..
In Luke 10:18 Jesus says I saw Satan as Lightning from the heights of Heaven
Lighting in HEBREW (Jesus' language!) is BARAK
the Heights of Heaven in HEBREW is BAMA

In hebrew the connecting word "vau" is u or O.

So Jesus REALLY SAID: "I saw Satan as BARAK O BAMA"

Now after i figured this one out im a bit shaken at the possibility...


Or the microchip deal...
If you refuse to get the mark of the beast 666, they will
imprison you and eventually will kill you.  They might even
torture you with agonizing pain and do hard punishing hard physical labor. Just Don't take the microchip 666, as hard is it may sound you will be rewarded in the end by the creator while the rest of the poor suckers are stuck in this hell hole to burn. Do some google to find more details, And the signs of the apocolypse are all listed in the book of Revelations.

[Wil]

Holy fuck. I can’t believe there’s all this evidence. I was going to get the microchip 666 but now I’ll be sure not to!

[AnGrY_GreeteR]

Please dont or i wont have anyone to talk to about oddworld in heaven.. lol

[Leto]

I'm seriously having second thoughts about microchips now. you've turned my worldview upside down with your research. :s

[Alcar]

I for one, welcome our new demon overlords.

Alcar...

[Nate]

etc

Let's work through this logically:


Lighting in HEBREW (Jesus' language!) is BARAK - This is true and well known.

the Heights of Heaven in HEBREW is BAMA - Actually, 'Bama' just means 'Entrance, gathering place, ascent'. I admit that I'm not the most experienced Hebrew speaker, but I've never heard it used referring to the heavens.

In hebrew the connecting word "vau" is u or O. - Actually, the letter is called 'vav' and is pronounced either as the letter 'V' or as 'oo' as in 'book', depending on context.

So Jesus REALLY SAID: "I saw Satan as BARAK O BAMA" - Well, no. For your logic to hold, Jesus would have had to have said Barak Ooo-Shamayim.



Actually, no. Even if we assume that every single translation you made was correct, your statement doesn't hold internal consistency. That would mean 'Lightning AND heaven', not 'Lightning FROM heaven. That would be Barak B'Shamayim. (or Barak B'Bama, if you still want to insist that 'Bama' means heaven)


And, frankly, do you really believe that the Antichrist would be so goddamn stupid as to have an alias that would give himself away?

[Bullet Magnet]

This is all moot anyway, as the coming of the Antichrist occured in 1954 and was averted as a result of a fortuitous motorcar accident.

[Havoc]

The antichrist is already here, hello?! I'm right here!

[Laser]

All I can say is:

My eyes have been opened.

[OANST]

I completely agree with him. Here is a picture of Obama gauging whether someone would be a good virgin sacrifice to his father. Fucking creepy.

[used:)]

Curse you Nate! Damn combo breaker.

Lol @ the guy standing to Obama's left with the intrigued look.

[OANST]

That's his minion Al Gore. Obama taught him to shape shift in return for his eternal soul.

[shaman]

I thought jesus spoke Aramaic...not that i'm an expert or anything

[Wings of Fire]

Jesus spoke English, have you never read the bible?

[OANST]

Don't you all remember Matthew 34:17?

And Jesus spake unto the people "English, motherfuckers! Do you speak it?".

[Havoc]

Jesus spoke English, have you never read the bible?

Funny, he speaks Dutch in my bible .

Havoc has a bible? No of course not, you idiot.

[Wings of Fire]

Funny, he speaks Dutch in my bible .

Havoc has a bible? No of course not, you idiot.

Then your bible is wrong, duuuuh.

[Bullet Magnet]

I have several bibles, some of which are illustrated. I haven't yet found the queen.

[OANST]

You have to rewind time and build an atomic bomb while reading it to find the queen.

[Bullet Magnet]

I missed the coronation?

[OANST]

You can only witness the coronation if you collect all of the secret stars.

[Bullet Magnet]

Oh, for Pete's sake...

[shaman]

I saw a magna bible in a shop the other day.

[Wings of Fire]

I saw a Wiccan bible in the bin the other day.

[Bullet Magnet]

From Magna International?

[Pilot]

Thank you for that BARAK, Nate.

I think we need to spend less time looking for this nameless and faceless 'antichrist' that's concocted and keeping people in constant fear, and concentrate more on living our lives and making the world better through the examples we set ourselves through our own motions and actions.

Stop trying to find the scapegoat for all your ills and Focus. STOP THE MADNESS!

[Bullet Magnet]

IT'S PILOT! GET HIM!

[Pilot]

Oh for Pete's sake...