Situation Role playing game

[General Drippik]

Alright guys I'll tell you what happens.

Sign up a character on this form:
Full name:
Age:
Sex:
Job:

Once 5 people have signed up (you can sign up 2 characters at the most) I will post a situation, which you guys will have to act out using your character(s).

So say the situation was, a kid is trapped in the river, one of the characters might be a superhero. So that person who plays the superhero would probabally say: "Mega man puts his hand through the water and grabs the kid." But you don't have to do that. You can say, "Megaman sits back and laughs as the kid drowns". It's up to you.

So sign up!

[General Drippik]

God dammit! 12 Hours and STILL! NOBODY HAS SIGNED UP !!

[General Drippik]

What the hell is going on? Sign sign!!!

[Gluk Schmuck]

ok, ok...

Full name: Mark (he's low-ranking, he's lucky to have 1 name)
Species: Slig
Age: 5
Sex: Male
Job: Unemployed (formerly: newscaster, before that other b****d stole his job)

to speed this thing up i'll do another one...

Full name: Jack Chapson
Species: Mudokon
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Job: Senior tea-poorer at Alf's (formerly a worker at SS Brewery & SS addict)


BTW: i'll be @ my dad's from l8r today till sunday, i'll try my best to get online at least 1ce a day...

[ August 28, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ]

[sdn842327]

Name: Vile Sherman
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Job: Professional Alcoholic

[Alector]

name: Kissaru
Age: 17
Sex: male
Job: Scrab hunter

[General Drippik]

Dammit I should have said this earlier. You have to tell me their species!

[Silversnow]

Name: Tassie
Species: Mudokon
Age: 16
Sex: Female
Job: Repairman(woman?)

And, just for fun...

Name: Unula
Species: Slig
Age: 8
Sex: Female
Job: Employee at Rent-a-roomie Service

[snorfie]

I am willing to play your game!!
name: Snork
species: Paramite
age: 2
Job: Paramites dont have jobs, now do they?

Commence the game!!
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(check out my pretty new banner! "

[General Drippik]

Alright! Everyone who has signed up can join in.

Situation: Alfs rehab and tea is going to explode! What do you do? (don't tell me what you would do, act it out)

[ August 29, 2001: Message edited by: General Drippik ]

[snorfie]

"MY DEAR GOD!!" Snork the paramite screams, in his own native tongue. "This danish has cream in it!!" he throws it away.
He scuttles off for some tea, and maybe a mudokon or two. The people at Alf's don't have very strong weapons... Hey... why are they all running? Oh, why did i let down that "English as a fourteenth language" class? STUPID Snork, STUPID!!
why, oh why?

ok... others can begin now.

[General Drippik]

Good, good, you obviously get the picture!

[snorfie]

[people's man]

name: tohan
date of birth: 24/3/68
sex: he is male half female
job: mutant terrorist
speicies: giant high status slig


sits back and says when is the missile i fired going to hit alfs rehab and tea i hope it is soon or i will have to blow it up myself

[ September 29, 2001: Message edited by: director phleg ]

[Silversnow]

Tassie and Unula watches ARAT.
Unula: Too bad, I liked that place.
Tassie: Yup, especially the tea...
Unula thinks.
Unula: Oh my Odd!!! I left my suitcase in there!!!
Unula sits down and cries. Tassie runs around in circles trying to find water.

[General Drippik]

Great! You guys are good....

[Stuntman21]

Full name: Shlig And Shlong
Species: Slig
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Job: Security Guard

*Is on a rush from all the tea*

"Shlig-Wuagh! Wuagh! *BS* *SMO BS* *Laughs*"
"Shlong-Everyone left man!"

*Breaks some glasses, then looks out the window at the loud noise*

"Shlig-Ooooh! Magic Missle!"

He sees a suitcase, and grabs it. Then runs around looking for more tea...

[Gluk Schmuck]

(OOC: i'm back from my dad's...back to my sweeeeeeeeet PS1...*kisses PS1*)

Jack: Holy sh*t, i gotta get outta here!
*runs*
Mark: HEY!, *looks at badge*, Jack...i ordered some tea half-an-hour ago
Jack: the whole place is gonna blow! you'd better get out of here...
Mark: i'd like to talk to your supervisor...

loud clunking sound is heard from the bowels of Alf's

Mark: *runs*
Jack: *chases after him*
Where's my f***ing tea!

(OOC: ahhhhhh, i keet getting their names wrong)

[General Drippik]

Good, keep going.

[snorfie]

Snork begins dashing about wildly. Obviously, paramites aren't all that common here...
"HELLO?" He begins screaming (or hissing, whichever you prefer...) desperately.
"Can ANYONE hear me? What in odd's name is going on? PLEASE answer me!!"
All the mudokons running in terror from the impending blast quickly begin running franically in several directions, from both the hissing paramite near them and the missile looming darkly in the sky. Some, as a result of Snork's presence, stop thinking rationally for a moment and run closer to Alf's for a moment, stop, and turn back around. Assuming it was a charity run for one of the mudokon's various needs, Snork step through the door to Alf's.
"More tea for me!" he says under his breath, though quite loudly. He stops at the closest abandoned table and sips some tea. He doesn't notice the wired slig with a suitcase, though.


All right. That was imaginative enough, i think... (note i really did mean to say wired, not weird... just clearing it up.)

[Stuntman21]

Shlig/Shlong watches them run.

Shlig: Hey! You forgot your tea!
Shlong: *Chucks it, hits Jack*
Shlig: *talks to self* Now that wasn't very nice, was it?

Shlig opens the breifcase to reveal...

[snorfie]

"GAAH!!" screams Snork as he is splattered with scalding hot tea.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" he hisses.


He just hopes these odd sligs understand...

[stuntman_21]

(yeah I changed my name, this is still Shlig and Shlong. I was so used to UBB I didn''t notice the incorect name. I fixed it.)

Shlig sees in the suitcase the book: HOW TO LISTEN TO ANY LANGUAGE IN 3.2 AND A HALF SECONDS!

He reads a little, and tries talking to the Paramite.

"Shlong(ParamiteSpeak)-Hey."
"Shlig-How the fu- Hey! I didn't know you could speak that! I had to read the book!"
"Shlong(English) I think its the tea."

[snorfie]

"Finalee! Someone understands me!!" shouts the rejuvinated Snork, eyeing the book in
Shlig's hand, and the famous Extra-Green
tea in Shlog's.
"What in the hell's going on?"

[stuntman_21]

Shlong-Hell If I know.
Shlig- Its the bomb.
Shlong-What bomb?!
Shlig-*Points to the missle comming at Alf's* That one I think.
Shlig/Shlong and Snork(in ParamiteSpeak)-
OH MY ODD! IT'S COMMING RIGHT FOR US!

[snorfie]

*sigh*
"Somehow, I knew i would die young..."
The missile begins to turn to an angle at
this point. At this trajectory, it won't
be long until impact. Of course, Snork has
always gotten F's in his nonexistent physics
class, and simply responds,
"RUN!!"

[Gluk Schmuck]

Jack: Alf's gonna be pissed!
*runs*

Mark: *runs & nocks people out of his way*

Missile: *Smashes into Alf's & dosen't explode*

Jack: huh?

(OOC: hmmm, what's gonna happen next?)

[snorfie]

Snork breaks into a run from the impending explosion, which he is shocked to find
doesn't happen... So shocked, in fact,
that he doesn't notice the large hill
in front of him.

"Gah!!" Snork gasps as he smashes into
the hill and spirals into a backwards
roll, and lands on his back. It's only
then he notices the missile hanging out
of the roof at an unfortunate 45 degree
angle.

"What's going on?" he clicks as he rolls
back to his feet. As a state of alarm ends
and a state of irritated confusion begins,
some paramites are prone to sudden, wild
movement. Snork begins a sprint back to his
favorite café.

I dont want to make drastic changes in the
plot, so someone go next, give me ideas
for what to do.

[Gluk Schmuck]

BANG!!!

Mark: f**k!

Jack: hmmm, seems it must've been on a timer...
*calls Alf on his mobile*
there's been a slight problem at the Rehab...
a missile blew it up...
heard from phone at upto 1.5 kilometers away: ********************

Mark: i haven't heard language like that since i was a kid!
*sighs*
i miss my mum...

(OOC: have i killed anyone? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

[ September 04, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ]

[General Drippik]

Finally, the explosion