If we were something else...

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Feel free to add your own additions!

If the OF users were stationery:

Sydney & Abe Babe: Bulldog clip (holds everything together)
Oddbodd: Pencil sharpener (sometimes causes trouble)
One, Two Middlesboogie: Paperclip (loved by all)
Dark Hood: Set square (does nothing outrageous)
Dragadon: Pair of compasses (nice to look at, but can be dangerous if not treated right)
Teal: Paintbrush (like, duh)
PinkHaired: Broken pencil (pointless)
Pacen: Split pins (cool)


If the OF users were food:

Sydney & Abe Babe: Bread (the staple food)
Oddbodd: Mushy peas (bleagh)
One, Two Middlesboogie: Spicy beef (nice if you like that sort of thing, horrible if you don't)
Dark Hood: Celery (good for you)
Dragadon: Chocolate (sweet)
Teal: Marshmallow (fluffy)
PinkHaired: Anchovies (some like her, some hate her)
Pacen: Pancake (can be flavoured with all manner of things)

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

If we were kitchen utensils:

Sydney & Abe Babe: Saucepan (does just about everything)
Oddbodd: Grater (painful if bumped into accidentally)
One, Two Middlesboogie: Meat cleaver (don't abuse it!)
Dark Hood: Fork (nice guy)
Dragadon: Wok (big, and you can do a lot of things with it)
Teal: Butterknife (cute and harmless most of the time, but could still cut someone's throat out)
PinkHaired: Plastic spoon (babyish)
Pacen: Whisk (shiny and flash)

[freakyLA]

Ok what you wrote seams a little bit senceless to me.

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[DarkHoodness]

HA!
- DH

[Teal]

*falls about with laughter and gets funny looks from everyone else in the library*

Oh, I like!!!

*giggles*

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

OOOOH!!!DO IT TO ME DO IT TO ME!!!!!!!!

[Sydney]

Lol, that's pretty damned funny!

[Dakkan Blackblade]

If I we're a kitchen untencle i'd be a stove because I aways start stuf (oddworld RPG and grid can relate)

[Osiris The Fleech]

Heh he he he he he!

If I were a kitchen utensil...

'*scutters away to think*

[Pacen]

That's cool TF! No complaints about my comparisons there! I'm going to have to think of some other category to compare us with, sounds like fun. Meanwhile, some other people try it!

[freakyLA]

hm well I think I would be a dictionary!
What schould who do to you ,melvine I mean Van Helsing????

[Pacen]

Here's my attempt at one of those.

If the Oddworld Forum users were animals:

Sydney: Lion (King of the jungle, don't mess with him)
Abe Babe: Ant (Often very busy working and can deliver a nasty bite)
Oddbodd: Kookaburra (So damn loud!)
Twisted Firestarter: House-cat (Friendly, regularly goes missing for a couple of days)
Dark Hood: Dog (He loves a good stick, and often needs a good kick up the bum!)
Dragadon: Dragon (How original)
Teal: Turkey (Acts seemingly without logic, and makes funny noises)
Pinkhaired Paramite: Lemming (Didn't know when to stop)
FreakyLA: Vampire Bat (Obsessed with drinking blood)

By the way TF, I think your banner is great.

[ May 16, 2001: Message edited by: Pacen ]

[freakyLA]

syd a lion? Well. Abebabe an ant, that´s right. DArk Hood likes stickes???? I didn´t knowed that. yeah ODDBODD IS LOUD

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

what about me Freaky? please rethink that....

[freakyLA]

You said something about: DO IT TO ME DO IT TO ME. I wanted to know what schould who do to you.

[DarkHoodness]

Very good, Pacen! Yeah, I carry a stick around with me all the time. As well as being a good tool in a wooded landscape (where I live), it's also a good weapon for self defence, and you are allowed to carry it around the streets. So, don't try to attack me or anything in the street, or you get a beating! You should see it when I slam it against the ground. *WHUMPH!* It leaves a small crator depending on how soft the ground is.
- DH

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

I meant for Middlesboogie to make me something else too.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Hey! Those tools an personalites are not like anything like me! I might have to go back in kindergarden for this but...what you say is what you are Middlesboogie! LOL!

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

He he, thought I'd res this.

If we were town planners, we'd probably see...

Sydney Street
Abe Babe Avenue
Oddbodd Boulevard
Middlesboogie Towers
Danny Square
Dark Lane
Dragadon Highway
Teal Allotments
Gluk Green
Alector Fences (lame pun, I know)
Fuzzy Crescent
"The Melvin & Poe" Pub
Pinky Park
Pacen Pond

[Danny]

So I'm a square, am I? I'm hurt...

I never noticed this topic before...

"Eddie: Celery"

Celery takes more energy to digest than you get out of it. So are you saying that Eddie's more trouble than he's worth?

[Teal]

*runs in circles making "gobble" noises*

*wonders if she still does "fluffy"*

(PS Dan, you have a scaaaaary avatar... *eeks*)

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Originally posted by Danny
I never noticed this topic before...

I'm hardly surprised. This is an ooooooooooold topic which I brought back from the dead. It was on page 52 or something.