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11-19-2013, 06:13 PM
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Nobody Cares About Your Birthday!
... by which I mean to say, Happy birthday, T-Nex!



I tried to google a cake that said 'Nobody Cares' on it, but it turns out no-one on the internets has been rude enough to make one and post it online. I was going to find a rainbow cake and use Microsoft Paint to add the words, but then I saw this one and got distracted by how tasty it looked. Enjoy!



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11-19-2013, 06:20 PM
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happy birthday dear departed clan member!

that cake must have taken hours upon hours.
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11-19-2013, 06:23 PM
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Two people working for eight hours, apparently.
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11-19-2013, 06:42 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY T-NEX I miss your cheeriness
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11-19-2013, 08:31 PM
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Happy Birthday, person who left the forums and therefore isn't reading this.
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11-19-2013, 08:35 PM
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11-20-2013, 12:49 AM
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Happy Birthday, person who left the forums and therefore isn't reading this.
you always know just what to say.

making Phylum cry like that.
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11-20-2013, 12:51 AM
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COME BACK T-NEX. WE LOVE YOU!
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11-20-2013, 02:08 AM
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This gesture is equivalent to leaving flowers at a person's grave.

Happy birthday!
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11-20-2013, 07:36 AM
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Happy birthday T-Nex, I hope you're happy with your new life.
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11-20-2013, 11:22 AM
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Man, this is...fuck sake OjA.

Happy birthday any way, just in case Go...T-nex, exis...reads this.
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11-20-2013, 12:49 PM
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This gesture is equivalent to leaving flowers at a person's grave.
i've already got yours picked out.
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11-20-2013, 03:14 PM
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They'll wilt eventually, just like me.
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11-21-2013, 03:21 AM
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Nikki says she misses you all and to eat honey because it preserves the body so when you die you can be mummified.

Thank you is implied, apparently.
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11-21-2013, 03:39 AM
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I'm pretty sure that if you want to be mummified the honey has to be on the outside.





Legend says that Herod had his wife killed, mummified in honey, then shagged her repeatedly. It might be true - he was fucking nuts - but there are a hell of a lot of made up stories about him (the New Testament, for instance). Also, I've been to where his family were buried. And where he was buried, although that was in a seperate location.
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Nikki is Herod?
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This is the only valid conclusion.
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11-21-2013, 05:42 PM
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Nikki ordered the massacre of the innocents?

I knew it!
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11-21-2013, 07:51 PM
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she's also a necrophiliac with a honey fetish.

i knew that, too.
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Happy birthday, I don't who you are but you sure are popular!
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Happy birthday, I don't who you are but you sure are popular!
You don't know who she is?
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