Fucking Bored

[MA]

honestly. there aren't even any other threads in this sub-forum, they've all died and decomposed to the point of none-existence. where the fuck are all the newbies at?

[Nate]

There haven't been any non-spammer new members for several months. I suspect it's due to us having been removed from Google results.

Peter has removed the robots.txt that was blocking us from being indexed and he's requested that we get reindexed. I don't know how long that takes.

[Phylum]

Notice anything strange?

e:Yeah, and what he said.

[Nate]

Can everyone please go to this site and request OWF's reindexing? I have no idea if requesting multiple times helps, but I doubt it will hurt.


EDIT: Also this one for Bing.

[MA]

well, now that we're cut off from civilisation, shouldn't we all be assigned breeding partners? you know, just to ensure our survival in some way, so we don't all die from exposure.

[Wings of Fire]

I'll just stand in the lesbian corner while all the straight males (hah) fight for Vyrien.

[Nate]

Wait... Vyrien is a girl?


I think that's starting to become a meme from me.

[Wings of Fire]

Since she's actually posted pictures of herself, this makes you a deeply rude person.

[Slog Bait]

Well hey, for all Nate knew she was a really femme guy pulling a fast one on all of us this whole time.

Or something.

[Vyrien]

Vyrien is a girl?

[Nate]

Since she's actually posted pictures of herself, this makes you a deeply rude person.

Yes, and you'll recall my reaction at the time.

[Manco]

I'll just stand in the lesbian corner while all the straight males (hah) fight for Vyrien.

What if Vyrien is also a lesbian though?

[Wings of Fire]

What if Vyrien is also a lesbian though?

Then I'll wonder why I imagined that blog and if I have memory issues.

[OddjobAbe]

I think since Anything Goes disappeared, this forum assumed some of its traits, such as a desert-island kind of feel - it won't be long until that boy somehow finds us and registers.

[Phylum]

I always secretly suspected that he was Spiderman all along.

[Varrok]

Anything Goes

Who?

[Phylum]

Imagine a forum consisting entirely of OT without the prospect of Oddworld discussion/RP to attract helpless newbies.

We burned ourselves in to the ground after a few weeks.

[Varrok]

Isn't OW Discussion like a 1% of overall forum posts? RP is dead too.

[Phylum]

OD has almost half of the overall posts. The stats are on the front page. It's been reasonably active lately.

Noobs don't necessarily know that OD and RP are dead here, either.

[STM]

OWF just got three times more incestuous.

Seriously though, it's sad how dead this place is.

[Jordan]

Over the past week I've noticed how dead it's become. THIS IS NOT GOOD!

[MA]

I'll just stand in the lesbian corner while all the straight males (hah) fight for Vyrien.

don't tell me you're still trying to get with that crazy anime bitch. she likes clam, not cock.

I think since Anything Goes disappeared, this forum assumed some of its traits, such as a desert-island kind of feel - it won't be long until that boy somehow finds us and registers.

oh god i'd forgotten about him. to be honest i wasn't sure if he was a member here already, and just fancied trolling us.

I always secretly suspected that he was Spiderman all along.

same. then i thought MS, but he never did the 'reveal thyself' thing so i dismissed it.

Imagine a forum consisting entirely of OT without the prospect of Oddworld discussion/RP to attract helpless newbies.

We burned ourselves in to the ground after a few weeks.

i cried. then i spat in several envolopes and sent them to the staff.

i always ensure my staff receive the correct redundancy.

[STM]

don't tell me you're still trying to get with that crazy anime bitch. she likes clam, not cock.

Pretty sure she likes, 'none of the above'.


You know what we need? A good 'ole divisive OT thread. Anyone wanna talk about Syria? Or maybe someone could just defend homophobia or something?

[Vyrien]

No, he's clearly a lesbian.

[Wings of Fire]

I support the mass occupation of Syria and genocide of the slightly-brown-but-not-massively-so-people.

That's what this is about, right?

[STM]

Yes. I believe that the massacre of the sand people is none of our bidnis and we should let them keep killing each other.

[Bullet Magnet]

STM, change your avatar. For some reason I keep thinking you're Mitsur.

[MA]

Pretty sure she likes, 'none of the above'.

i wasn't talking about Vyrien, if that's what you mean.

No, he's clearly a lesbian.

WoF is the biggest goddamn lesbo-dyke ever to grace the forums. and by 'grace' i mean 'sodomize'.

[Wings of Fire]

And by 'sodomize' you mean 'grace'.

[Slog Bait]

Obviously they mean the same thing.